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Kibosh Emergency Pipe Repair Tool
Patrick O'Connor
The Kibosh Emergency Pipe Repair Tool is great tool to have around any home or office. This tool can save you a lot of money and hassle by stopping a leak. I’m not a plumber, but I do own 2nd Chance Water Restoration, so I share this tip because I know it’s a wise investment. Many places could have prevented
Cool Camping Gear Accessories
George Vincent Willis
Looking for cool camping gear accessories for a vacation or night out in the yard can fun. It can also be challenging to think about everything you may need while camping. Therefore, I took on myself to gather some of the coolest camping gear online for you to find here. This collection ins’t just for campers and those leading an
The Poop Knife
Becky Sharp
The poop knife is a must have around any office. There is an argument to be made for putting the poop knife on the best gifts for dads , or moms , as well. Dropping the kids at the pool has never been so stress free for me. I carry one everywhere, because there are times when you just need
TouchMe – MIDI Controller
Craig Wasilchak
The TouchMe – MIDI Controller is a great gift idea for the man-cave and teens . TouchMe is the perfect way to learn about music, creativity, and invention. It’s also a lot of fun! TouchMe | MIDI Controller | The musical instrument that turns skin, water, or flowers into sound | Play with friends or alone. As the area of
SEASUM Women’s High Waist Yoga Pants For Tummy Control
Mike O'Connor
These Women’s High Waist Yoga Pantsare the number two on Amazon best-sellers list at the time of writing. I had to include them into our gifts for women and clothing sections due to crazy amount of positive reviews. Many women, of all shapes and sizes, were so in love with them that they shared videos reviews. Buy these yoga pants as a
Canadian Flag Shorts Apron
Mike O'Connor
Canadian Flag Shorts Apron. Gifts for Canadians…buy it on Amazon! Buy Them Now These “Canadian Flag Shorts” aprons by Attitude Aprons are hysterical! They will also protect the wearer against spills and splatters. This apron is a great gag gift for Canadians and cooking enthusiast. Here are some other great gift ideas for Canadians Here are some more stylish clothes
Good Books To Read – Great Book Reviews & Recommendations
Mike O'Connor
Know of any good books to read? Share your book reviews & recommendations with SPN. Read book reviews and get ideas for what books to read. Join SPN to share your book suggestions in the activity feed or a blog . Read our affiliate marketing disclosure . 3 easy ways to advertise your book on SPN Create an account and
The Moon Ring
Mike O'Connor
The Moon Ring is a great gift for girlfriends, especially if they love jewelry and you want to figure out hard they can punch. It’s also a great way to make someone laugh a little bit. The Moon Ring makes our list of great gag gifts for women too! It’s funny because the Moon Ring isn’t a ring at all. It’s
M48 Kommando Tactical Hiking Staff & Survival Axe
Mike O'Connor
The M48 Kommando Tactical Hiking Staff & Survival Axe may not seem like a good idea to sum, but it’s a must-have if I’m going hiking. This thing is 37″ so it’s more of a cane than a staff. Its axe blade is made of cast stainless steal. The head of the axe is also attached to the handle that is 30%
Grilling Gifts: Great Gift Ideas For Grilling Fanatics
Mike O'Connor
Almost everyone in the SPN social media groups loves grilling. There are some people that prefer to be the one doing the grilling, so these gift ideas are great for them. Grilling Gift Ideas More great gift ideas for grill masters: Shop For Grilling Fans And Help Charity! Our goal with SPN is to spread kindness and help others, so
Trampoline Sprinkler
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The Trampoline Sprinkler answers the lifelong question that I ask myself every summer: How can we make trampolines more dangerous? You know your kids are going to be entrepreneurs if they have their friends sign waivers and set up a camera for their YouTube channel. Biubee’s 49′ long trampoline sprinkler provides the answer so many of us
PowerBlock Classic Adjustable Dumbbell Set – Great Gift Idea
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next CHECK IT OUT The PowerBlock Personal Trainer Set, 5 to 50 Pounds per Dumbbell is a no-brainer if you’re serious about building a quality home gym. The reason I make that claim is due to the fact every home gym needs dumbells. Without good dumbells, there is no home gym. It’s also expensive and space-consuming to buy a
Gifts For Men: Great Gift Ideas For Men OF All Ages
Mike O'Connor
Finding gifts for men can be hard, so this guide is here to help you get gift ideas for men of all ages. You can submit gift ideas for men too by joining SPN. Find gift ideas for men including athletes, geeks , and man-cave dwellers. We have great gifts for your husband, boyfriend, son, friend, co-workers, and boss here.
Baby Registry – Create Your Amazon Baby Registry Through SPN
Mike O'Connor
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PetSafe Bolt Automatic Interactive Laser Cat Toy
Mike O'Connor
The PetSafe Bolt Automatic Interactive Laser Cat Toy is a great toy for cats and people that love them. This cat toy was made for people that have active cats that like their peace. You can turn this bad boy on and leave the room, so the cat will be occupied for the next 15 minutes. Cats are dumb so
Silk Suit Pajamas: Great Gift Idea Of Men
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Official Men’s Legendary Suitjamas (Silk Suit Pajamas) make the SPN gifts for men hall of fame. These are awesome silk suit pajamas that will make any man feel like a million bucks before going to bed. They are made from silk and cotton, so they’re as soft and comfortable as can be. There is
Atari Flashback 3 Classic Console – Great Gift For Gamers
Mike O'Connor
Kids nowadays may never know the joys of the classic Atari games, but they can if you buy this console. This Atari Flashback 3 Classic Console is available through Amazon for $ 27.22. This home gaming console comes with 60 Atari games built-in. It also has 2 original Atari style controllers, TV connectivity and a classic limited edition Atari poster included.
LA SIESTA – Large Brisa Classic Hammock & Elipso Stand
George Vincent Willis
This LA SIESTA – Large Double Brisa Classic Hammock & Elipso Stand makes any backyard or patio more cozy. Find furniture to buy on SPN! Promote your furniture business and products on SPN for free in the business directory or activity feed . SPN is reader-supported, and some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . LA SIESTA®
P Is For Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever – Great Kids Books
Mike O'Connor
Want your kids to be smarter than your nieces and nephews? Get your sibling’s kids “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made.” This book is a fun way to teach kids about the “mischievous words” that don’t adhere to the rules of phonetics and spelling. Let’s be honest- the English language doesn’t always make sense. Gnome is a word that shouldn’t
Gifts For Geeks: The Best Gift ideas For Geeks
Mike O'Connor
Finding gifts for geeks can be hard, so get gift ideas for geeks of all ages below. Good gift ideas for geeks are hard to come by so share feedback here. Make sure to also read our Affiliate Marketing Disclosure. Check Out These Gifts For Geeks: This guide is here to help you find great gift ideas for the geeks and
Carson MicroBrite Plus Pocket Microscope
Krisi Miller
The Carson MicroBrite Plus Pocket Microscope makes the list of great gifts for kids . This microscope also makes the gift ideas for geeks of all ages list. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Carson MicroBrite Plus 60x-120x LED Lighted Pocket Microscope, Portable Handheld Microscope STEM Toy, Mini Microscope for Student
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Krisi Miller
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LapGear Home Office Pro Lap Desk – Tabletop
Mike O'Connor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mbl8IVy4NkThe LapGear Home Office Pro Lap Desk is a great gift idea for anyone that works from home or on the go. It is also great if you just need a break from your traditional desk. The Home Office Pro Lap Desk is big enough for your laptop, a mouse, and your phone. It can hold all off these items
Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course for Kids
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT My parents would have saved themselves a lot of aggravation if they bought my siblings and me a Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course for Kids. Now, it’s an even better idea to buy one for the kids because they’re all so into gaming. Getting the kids outside to have some fun and exercise won’t be as hard with
The LinkedIn Book for Network Marketing
Bernie Fussenegger
Check out t he LinkedIn Book for Network Marketing: Simple Strategies for Massive Success on Amazon ! Use our affiliate links to buy the LinkedIn Book for network marketing. Join the LinkedIn networking group on SPN. Connect with me on LinkedIn too! The LinkedIn Book for Network Marketing: Simple Strategies for Massive Success. Buy it on Amazon now! The LinkedIn
Segway Ninebot KickScooter MAX Electric Scooter
Mike O'Connor
The Segway Ninebot KickScooter MAX Electric Scooter Previous Next The Segway Ninebot KickScooter MAX Electric Scooter is an investment. It’s also a super cool way to get around the local area. This scooter is fun for the whole family as long as the total weight is under 220lbs. The Segway Ninebot KickScooter MAX
PlayStation®5 Digital Edition (slim)
Alan Larken
PlayStation®5 Digital Edition (slim) Front * Amazon affiliate link Playstation 5 Slim Console The PlayStation®5 Digital Edition (slim) is on every gamer’s Christmas Gifts list this year for sure! This is easily the best video game console that I have played on. It’s also completely digital. Therefore, you don’t have to go anywhere to buy games. You can download games
Social Selling: Techniques to Influence Buyers and Changemakers
Mike O'Connor
Get a copy of Social Selling: Techniques to Influence Buyers and Changemakers on Amazon. Make sure to also read our affiliate marketing disclosure. In seems like forever since I read the first edition of Social Selling and did the book review that led to me tagging Timothy Hughes on Twitter . I read the first social selling book as well
Chill Sack Bean Bag Chair
Mike O'Connor
This giant is the Chill Sack 8-Foot Bean Bag Chair and it makes our list of best furniture to buy. It’s great gift idea for the man cave, gamers, teens, and anyone else that just likes being super comfortable! Chill Sack Product Description The Chill Sack 8-foot Bean Bag Chair is made with
INNSTAR Vertical Jump Trainer
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The INNSTAR Vertical Jump Trainer can help athlete improve their hops! This vertical jump trainer makes our list of best gifts for athletes. It can help increase vertical jumps, leg strength, explosiveness, agility, running speed, flexibility, balance, and endurance! Think about it! There is nothing fun about working out with this thing. However, it’s also going to
Color Changing Light Panels – Home & Office
Mike O'Connor
These Color Changing Light Panels are Google Assistant, IFTTT, and Amazon Alexa Compatible so you can program them. They are also a really cool way to light up your home or office in many ways. Transform your office or living area on command simply by installing these color-changing LED light panels.
Boxing Speed Ball
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next This Boxing Speed Ball Training Equipment is a great tool for quickness as well as hand-eye coordination. It’s a super great way to vent your frustration if you’re good at it! If you’re like me then it’s also a great way to get some more frustration. This thing doesn’t do the work
Vector Mini Personal Robot – Innovation Technology
Mike O'Connor
The Vector Mini Personal Robot is the perfect gift for geeks you really care about! It will provide your nerdy friend a companion that can hang out and help out! The nerd will love it because the Vector robot is powered by AI and advanced robotics! It’s also small enough for you to be
Stop Being the Best-Kept Secret: Manufacturing eCommerce Strategies
Damon Pistulka
Check out Curt Anderson ‘s book Stop Being the Best-Kept Secret: Manufacturing eCommerce Strategies for a roadmap on how to build your manufacturing company online. Curt and I also offer live streaming training sessions to help business owners increase sales and improve visibility. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Stop Being
Build Your Own Burp & Fart Machine
Dougie Giroux
The E-Blox Build Your Own Burp & Fart Machine has 10 hilarious sounds including burp and fart sounds that are so real you’ll be holding your nose! These building blocks make great gifts for kids ! E-Blox Building Blocks STEM Circuit Kit, Build Your Own Burp & Fart Machine, Add Funny Sounds to Brick & Structure Science Projects, Birthday &
Canon EOS M50 Mirrorless Camera
Mike O'Connor
Canon EOS M50 Mirrorless Camera 24p UHD 4K and 120p HD for slow motion Improved Dual Pixel CMOS AF and Eye Detection AF 24.1 MP (APS-C) CMOS sensor with ISO 100-25600 New DIGIC 8 image processor Improved auto lighting optimizer Built-in OLED EVF with touch and drag AF Vari-angle Touchscreen LCD Built-in Wi-Fi, NFC and Bluetooth technology Automatic image transfer
Pull Start Fire – Pull String Firestarter – Great Camping Tool
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Pull Start Fire – Pull String Firestarter is made for people really like fires, but aren’t so fond of the struggle building them. These things are less for sale on Amazon for $17.99, but they’re also priceless in a pinch. If you’re struggling to survive due to weather, losing your lighter, or whatever else these things can
Trope Chicago
John O'Connor
Check out Trope Chicago on Amazon to see some of the most unique and beautiful images of one of the Windy City! 27 diverse photograhers capture amazing photos! Trope Chicago Hardcover – Illustrated, October 1, 2018 Trope Chicago The first book in Trope Publishing Co.’s City Edition series gives a cool new take on Chicago . It’s packed with 206
Cosco Shifter – 300lb Capacity Multi-Position Dolly
Mike O'Connor
The Cosco Shifter, a 300lb capacity multi-position dolly for versatile load hauling may not be a great on the list of top gift ideas for Valentine’s day, but it makes the great gifts for women list. It’s also a great gift idea for girlfriends that love the color pink. She will thank you for helping her find a way to
Picnic Backpack Bag With Cooler Compartment
Ira Bowman
apollo walker Picnic Backpack Bag for 2 Person with Cooler Compartment, Detachable Bottle/Wine Holder, Fleece Blanket, Plates and Cutlery(2 Person, Brown) Picnic Backpack Bag with Cooler Compartment The enduring love tale between him and his sweetheart will blossom in their golden years, all thanks to a timeless tradition: the picnic basket. A leisurely stroll to a nearby park is all
Ollie Olson the Ostracized Ostrich By Kristin Kott
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT Connect with the “Queen of Wipes,” Kristin Olson-Kott on SPN! Kristin Olson-Kott wrote, “Ollie Olson the Ostracized Ostrich” for kids! I made a deal with her that I would buy the book if she decided to create an account on SPN. Little did I know that I would enjoy a kid’s book so much! I
Quikflip 2-in-1 Reversible Backpack Hoodie
Mike O'Connor
Yes, this is that Quikflip 2-in-1 Reversible Backpack Hoodie! Check out the TIME MAGAZINE “BEST INVENTIONS OF 2019” – As Seen on Shark Tank! It should not be a surprise that it also make our cool clothing list too! This reversible hoodie is a great gift for teens or anyone that leads an active life. Athletes & fitness nuts will
Dog Crocs
Alan Larken
AWMLYE 2 Pairs Pet Dog Shoes, Dog Clogs for Puppy Photos, Candy Colors Sandals, Summer Dog Shoes with Rugged Anti-Slip Sole, Dog Shoes Gifts for Pet Festival 4Pack/2Pairs (Yellow). Check them out on Amazon now! Dog Crocs Check out these lightweight Dog Crocs ! They’re cute shoes for dogs that will keep your pooch’s paw safe and cute. There are
Roblox Digital Gift Code for 2,700 Robux
John O'Connor
Roblox Digital Gift Code for 2,700 Robux joins the great gift ideas for gamers list. Roblox gamers will appreciate Robux because they can do more in the game. Roblox is a popular online game platform and creation system that uses Lua coding. It allows users of all ages to design and play millions of games across various genres. Robux helps
Man Cave Gift Ideas – Great Gifts For The Man Cave
Mike O'Connor
Get man cave gift ideas that people will love here. There are a lot of great gifts for the man cave in this gift guide. Man cave gifts can improve the looks of the place too. Our cool stuff gift guide sales help us provide free our free services. Thank you for your support and read our affiliate marketing disclosure
Frickin’ Cricket Hidden Annoying Chirping Joke For Office
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The Frickin’ Cricket Hidden Annoying Chirping Joke for the home and office is a cruel prank. It’s also funny as hell. If you have the kind of work environment that encourages pranks this is a can’t miss barrel of laughs. This is the type of prank that takes people a while to get over. It
Brizoft – Electric Foot Grinder
rita
The Brizoft – Electric Foot Grinder makes our list of great gifts for women . It also makes a great gift idea for anyone that takes footcare seriously. Brizoft – Brizoft Electric Foot Grinder, Brizoft Foot Shaver, Brizoft Dead Foot Skin Remover, Foot Care, Hard Rupture Skin Trimmer, USB Portable Electric Vacuum Adsorption Foot Grinder (Blue) Brizoft Electric Foot Grinder
Transparent Inflatable Pool
Mike O'Connor
This Transparent Inflatable Pool comes with two sets of googles so it’s a great pool for kids. It’s easy to set up and provides hours of funs for kids and adults. I am pretty happy about Spring and Summer coming up, so I know the kids are happy. Perhaps the kids aren’t as happy as beer lovers that think about
Shiatsu Neck and Back Massager
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Shiatsu Neck and Back Massager by NekTek is a great gift idea for anyone. It will bust up your knots right in your home. This device really works as a Shiatsu neck and back massager. It is great for the home & office. In fact, it is on
Mobile Laptop Desk with Adjustable Tabletop & Footrest
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Anyone that sits at a desk will love this gift idea. Get it on Amazon for $179.99. All Amazon links on this page are affiliate links. You can stand to do your work to stretch your legs and back. The person that took these photos of the Mobile Laptop Desk with Adjustable
Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker with Egg Cooker Ring
Craig Wasilchak
The Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker with Egg Cooker Ring is a great idea for anyone that likes hot sandwiches. It makes perfect English muffins and croissants. No matter if it’s a birthday celebration, a White Elephant exchange, or Father’s Day, the Breakfast Sandwich Maker proves to be an exceptional gift suitable for any occasion. Whether for Dads, grads, busy
Thor’s Hammer Meat Tenderizer
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Ever felt like you could really use the Power of Thor to pound your meat? Thor’s Hammer Meat Tenderizer is the solution that you have been looking for! The handle is loosely stylized to resemble the one on Thor’s hammer and it also has the famous inscription: “Whosoever holds this hammer, if they be worthy, shall possess, the
TERRO T300B Liquid Ant Killer
George Vincent Willis
If you’re like me, you’re not a big fan of ants in the house. I use TERRO T300B Liquid Ant Killer to get rid of my ant problem every year around this time. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . TERRO T300B Liquid Ant Killer, 12 Bait Stations Tired of ants? TERRO
Kalamera 15 Inch Wine Cooler Refrigerator
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT I have been seeing more wine coolers in people’s kitchens lately. It’s probably got something to do with models like Kalamera 15 Inch Wine Cooler Refrigerator being more practical, affordable, stylish, and durable than ever. These things are a great gift idea for a man cave or she-shed. This 15 Inch Wine Cooler was also an easy
The Best Car Accessories Every Road Warrior Must Have
George Vincent Willis
For those of you about to hit the open road, we salute you! We also want to make sure our favorite travelers have the best car accessories possible! Every road trip, no matter how long or short, is better when you have the right car accessories and gadgets. These car accessories and gadgets can range from fun to safety tools.
Trailer Hitch Hammock Chairs
Dougie Giroux
Hammaka Trailer Hitch Stand and 2 Black Chairs Combo – Wood Dowels. Buy it on Amazon now! Trailer Hitch Hammock Chairs Every road warrior has seen a spot where they just wanted to park and take it all in. These trailer hitch hammock chairs make it possible to relax anywhere in a matter of seconds. Attach the trailer hitch hammock
Stanley Quencher H2.0 FlowState Tumbler
Krisi Miller
Find out why people are talking about the Stanley Quencher H2.0 FlowState Tumbler so much. Double wall vacuum insulation means drinks stay cold, iced or hot for hours. It makes the grade for great gi ft ideas for women and for road warriors. The coffee lovers in your life are also going to love getting one. Stanley Quencher H2.0 FlowState
SUPERRIDE Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Check out the “SUPERRIDE Self Balancing Electric Unicycle S1000 – One Wheel Electric Scooter with Single Fat Tire & 1000W Motor” on Amazon for more details and ordering. The SUPERRIDE Self Balancing Electric Unicycle S1000, an electric unicycle that can be charged in less than an hour, can reach speeds of up to 20 miles per hour. SUPERRIDE
Star Wars X-Wing Knife Block – Gift For Cooks
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Star Wars X-Wing Knife Block is a great gift idea for nerdy Star Wars fans and geeky cooking enthusiasts. This Star Wars X-wing knife block isn’t an exact replica so don’t get expectations up too much there. However, it’s an awesome gift idea for nerds from galaxies both near and
Bomber Jacket Leather Swivel Cocoon Chair
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The Bomber Jacket Leather Swivel Cocoon Chair is a chair that looks like it belongs to a James Bond villain. It also looks like it would super comfortable if you like that cocoon-like feeling. The chair was made for relaxation so it’s great for chilling like a villain or plotting your next corporate takeover. This is why