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Vornado Glide Vortex Room Heater
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Vornado Glide Vortex Room Heater is awesome due to the way it can heat the whole room while staying cool to the touch. It also has a really sleek modern look so your friends will know you’re smart and stylish. Baby, it’s cold outside, but it doesn’t have to be cold inside too. Vortex technology fully circulates
Bad Parking Cards For Every Occasion – Great Ways To Say
Mike O'Connor
Check out these book reviews by SPN members Check out these book reviews by SPN members Previous Next Bad parking cards are a great gag gift for anyone that takes parking seriously. A bad parking card can help let people know exactly how you feel too! These bad parking cards also come with a lifetime
Tentsile Trillium XL – 6-Person Hammock
Mike O'Connor
The Tentsile Trillium XL is a hammock that big enough to fit 6 people! Unless you’re practing safe social distancing then it’s more like 3 people. Tentsile makes a variety of suspended sleepers so make sure to check them out on Amazon as well. Their Trillium XL is a dream come true for thegroup of people that love the great
Clothing For Cool People That Like Good Clothes
Mike O'Connor
Stress levels are high all over the world right now so we want to share some cool clothing. People that dig fashion and looking cool are going to love the clothing we have here. There is no doubt. Rumors are that the clothing in this gift guide can save relationships. Just think about how much cooler you or whoever you’re
From Crook to Cook – Snoop Dogg Cookbook
Mike O'Connor
From Crook to Cook: Platinum Recipes from Tha Boss Dogg’s Kitchen Snoop Dogg’s Cookbook: From Crook to Cook Craving a cookbook with a splash of personality? Look no further than Snoop Dogg’s From Crook to Cook: Platinum Recipes from Tha Boss Dogg’s Kitchen . This recipe book that delivers 50 recipes straight from Snoop’s own collection. Snoop’s cookbook features OG
The Best Car Accessories Every Road Warrior Must Have
George Vincent Willis
For those of you about to hit the open road, we salute you! We also want to make sure our favorite travelers have the best car accessories possible! Every road trip, no matter how long or short, is better when you have the right car accessories and gadgets. These car accessories and gadgets can range from fun to safety tools.
Massaging Bed Rest
Mike O'Connor
This massaging bed rest makes it a lot easier to pamper yourself. It’s also a great gift idea for anyone works from home or likes to read in bed. This bed rest provides a world class massage and light for reading. The arm rest closes the deal because they’re sturdy and comfortable. They also have a great cup holder and
Cool Stuff To Buy Gift Guides – Great Gifts For Everyone
Mike O'Connor
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5-Year Home Maintenance Log Book
Craig Wasilchak
The 5-Year Home Maintenance Log Book makes a great gift idea for any property owner. Get a copy and start keeping a maintenance log for your property today! SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . 5-Year Home Maintenance Log Book In today’s world, the demands of fast-paced lifestyles can pose a challenge
Lord Langton’s Castle Glass-Topped Sculptural Side End Table
George Vincent Willis
Lord Langton’s Castle Glass-Topped Sculptural Side End Table makes a great gift idea for the mancave . It also makes for enjoyable conversation for the home. Design Toscano Lord Langton’s Castle Gothic Glass-Topped Sculptural Side End Table, 30 Inch, Gray Stone Finish Lord Langton’s Castle End Table Introducing yet another mesmerizing creature from Design Toscano, behold the Lord Langton’s Castle
Turbospoke Bicycle Exhaust System – Great Gift Ideas For Kids
Mike O'Connor
Turbospoke Bicycle Exhaust System makes bikes look and sound like real motorcycles. The Turbospoke Bicycle Exhaust Systems comes with 3 durable Motocards that make 3 different motorcycle sounds each. A megaphone exhaust pipe gets louder and louder the faster you go on the bike. It is easy-to-assemble There are 15 custom decal stickers so the bike looks even cooler. RELATED PRODUCTS
DIY Hidden Door Hinge System – Secret Room
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT This DYI Hidden Door Hinge System (Murphy Door ID.HINGEKIT Fmhd Pivot Hinge System W/New Ball Lock Pin) is a great man-cave gift. There aren’t many men that have a man-cave that hasn’t thought about having a hidden room or compartment of some sort. That is part of what
Rolflex Arm & Leg Massager
Erin Kurasz
Previous Next Purchase Details $79.95-$99.95from Amazon» The Rolflex Arm & Leg Massager is on my list of favorite recent purchases with the Hip-Fin. They both can bring the pain and the pleasure. You can also use them both anywhere because they’re small and portable. You can use the Rolflex on
Antler Fan Chandelier – Great Ceiling Fan For Country Decor
Mike O'Connor
I saw this Retro Restaurant Antler Fan Chandelier hanging in my uncle’s restaurant a while back. I almost thought it was as cool as he did; mostly due to the remote fan and lights. Hey, I’m a very lazy individual and I’m also middle-aged now. Therefore, no one should be surprised for my love of simple tech and weird stuff.
Cube Laser Virtual Keyboard
Mike O'Connor
This Cube Laser Virtual Keyboard is a great gift idea for iPad and iPhone users, especially if they travel. It’s also one of our top gifts for geeks! A friend of mine had the Celluon’s EPIC Laser Virtual Keyboard, on our trip to recent trip to Dallas. The a 63-key QWERTY holograph
Zero Gravity Chair Large Patio Lounge Recliners
Mike O'Connor
These Zero Gravity Chair Large Patio Lounge Recliners are perfect for people that want really comfortable patio furniture. I’m a big fan of zero gravity lounge recliners, as a bigger guy, because they distribute your weight evenly across the chair. It sucks to sit in a
Split Heart Best Friends Necklace
Mike O'Connor
Nothing says you’re my best friend like giving someone half of the Split Heart Best Friends Necklace. At least, that is what I told my buddy before he told me we needed a little space. On a serious note, the necklaces have a heart pendant with each half on either side. Therefore, even if you’re far apart from your best
The Killer Key
Dougie Giroux
The Killer Key is a great tool for any landlord trying to keep evicted tennants out before they can change the locks. It’s also great for no limit pranksters. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Schlage Killer Key Killer Key The breakable key disables any Kwikset or Schlage brand lock in seconds.
Nordic Ware Oven Safe Nonstick Baking & Cooling Grid
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Do you love to eat bacon and good chicken, but also feel the need to cut the grease and hassle? These Nordic Ware baking and cooling grids are great! You’ll most likely love them as much as I do. You simply put the bacon or breaded chicken in the oven let the heat do
Neosmuk Super Strong Magnets For Home
Krisi Miller
The Neosmuk Super Strong Magnets are a great gift idea for anyone that dislikes hanging things with tape. These super strong magnets by Neosmuk are safe for the home and office. Check out the Neosmuk Super Strong Magnets because they’re great for the home or office. Hang tools, pictures, and more with the Neosmuk Magnets. Join SPN too! SPN is reader
The Coolest Cooler – Perfect Cooler For Beach Or Camping
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next If you don’t think this is the Coolest Cooler than I’m not sure we can be friends. You can buy it on Amazon for $399.99. This thing is really cool and it also holds the record for the most-funded Kickstarter campaign of all time. It was able to rack up an incredible $13,285,226 in backer pledges. Yea, you
My Shanghai: Recipes and Stories from a City on the Water
Baily B
My Shanghai: Recipes and Stories from a City on the Water contains many recipes from great Chinese restaurants . It’s a great gift idea for Chinese food fans! Named one of the best cookbooks of 2021 by the New York Times, Epicurious, Business Insider, Bookshop, Timeout, Glamour, and National Post. My Shanghai: Recipes and Stories from a City on the
Dreamfarm Flegg Egg Flipper Ring
Dougie Giroux
If you’re like me, you like sunnyside-up eggs, but aren’t great at making them, so it’s a pleasure to introduce you to the Dreamfarm Flegg Egg Flipper Ring . This makes a great gift idea for cooks and should be in every kitchen. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Dreamfarm Flegg
Gift Ideas For Pets & Pet Owners
Mike O'Connor
SPN has a lot of pet loves, owners, and friends! So whether you have a dog, cat, fish, reptile, horses, or an amphibian, these gifts for pets are perfect. This pet owner gift guide has all kinds of ideas. There are gift ideas for all types of pet owners. The idea is to provide great gift ideas for pet owners
Erligpowht Flexible Phone Tripod – Great Gift Ideas
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next This Erligpowht Flexible Phone Tripod is one of the best deals on Amazon due to the price and many uses. Anyone that wants a flexible cell phone tripod with an adjustable camera stand hold will love this one. It comes with Wireless Remote Control and Universal Clip 360° Rotating Portable Tripod for iPhone, Android Phone, and Sports Camera GoPro.
Soul’s Journey By Sam Yau
Mike O'Connor
About Sam Yau Sam Yau is a retired business executive, splitting his time between managing his investments and writing poetry. Sam has re-invented his life several times, from a 6-month baby on a refugee boat, to a penniless student from a distant land, to the CEO of a billion-dollar corporation, to the Chairman of a well-known pioneering center for personal
Sisyphus Table Kinetic Art
Craig Wasilchak
Sisyphus Table Kinetic Art Sisyphus Table Kinetic Art Sisyphus Table Kinetic Art Establish a serene and tranquil atmosphere within your living space with the aid of this mesmerizing Sisyphus kinetic art table. Crafted in a range of hardwood and veneer finishes, it offers a selection of no less than 25 unique pre-programmed patterns, all conveniently accessible through a dedicated mobile
Good Books To Read – Great Book Reviews & Recommendations
Mike O'Connor
Know of any good books to read? Share your book reviews & recommendations with SPN. Read book reviews and get ideas for what books to read. Join SPN to share your book suggestions in the activity feed or a blog . Read our affiliate marketing disclosure . 3 easy ways to advertise your book on SPN Create an account and
Aquatic Art By Stoltz Design Of Chicagoland – Support Great Art
Mike O'Connor
Check out the aquatic art by Stoltz design on Amazon, so you can see their complete art catalog. Stoltz Design specializes in the unique deepsea diver and nautical theme style prints. They love old diver helmets, odd things, and vintage aquatic. They always seem to find the best oddities and curiosities for their aquatic artwork. Their art can inspire anyone
The Simple Wild & Wild at Heart Novels Review By Tina Oliver
Tina Oliver
The Simple Wild and Wild at Heart are part of a three-book series that includes a novella between books two and three. This series is beautifully written by K.A. Tucker, who happens to be one of my favorite authors. Calla Fletcher has only known life as a much loved and pampered girl from Toronto. Calla learns her estranged father, Wren,
Traction: Get A Grip On Your Business
Craig Wasilchak
Traction: Get a Grip on Your Business. Buy it on Amazon now! Traction: Get a Grip on Your Business Frustrated by personnel issues, profit struggles, and slow growth? Many entrepreneurs face these challenges. EOS is a practical solution used by over 2,000 companies. Learn how to strengthen your business with Traction and enjoy more focus, growth, and satisfaction. Check out
Desktop Tiki Toss – Great Drinking Game
Mike O'Connor
The desktop Tiki Toss game is a great drinking game for any beer lovers. This is also a great game for teens. It’s not great for super OCD and ultra-competitive people like me. This hook-and-ring design is sized for the desktop. It’s freestanding with a wood-base to make it easy to set up on the coffee table, bar, or Sobro Smart Side
Shoes: Great Gift Ideas For Shoe Lovers & People With Feet
Mike O'Connor
Shoes for everyone Shoes are something that most of us wear everyday, so they’re important. Therefore, we had to collect a wide array of shoes for everyone from shoe lovers to people that just like their feet. Are you a shoe lover? Or do you just enjoy your feet and want them to be happy, healthy, and pretty? Have no
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit – Great ManCave Gift Ideas
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The #ffffff;” href=”https://amzn.to/2Ey8UAj” target=”_blank” rel=”noopener noreferrer”>Zombie Apocalypse Survival Kit is something that makes a great gift due to the love it shows. Think about it. Nothing says “I Love you” quite like I helping someone survive the zombie apocalypse. These Zombie weapons come with: Gator Machete: High-carbon stainless steel body with both fine
BAS-RUTTEN Mass Suit- Full Body Resistance Training Suit
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The BAS-RUTTEN Mass Suit– full-body resistance training suit is on Amazon for $239.00. This full-body resistance suit has a unique design many professional athletes are using. The athletes are using this Bas-Rutten Mass suit so they can improve their strength, speed, and power. It’s also great for improving one’s mental toughness. Providing your entire body with serious training
Toilet Paper Earrings For Women – Gag Gifts
Mike O'Connor
Times are tough so these Toilet Paper Earrings for Women will let everyone know how important she is to you. People don’t just have toilet paper like they did in the past so these earrings scream privilege. In all seriousness, these toilet paper earrings are a great conversation starter. They also make for great gag gifts for women. CHECK IT
Blinker Fluid
Mike O'Connor
Do you know someone that drives, but probably shouldn’t? Ask them to buy you some Blinker Fluid. Tell them it’s a small bottle next to the brake fluid. They have to look close. Some people may not appreciate this prank, but I know a lot of people that I could have got with this one. Blinkers don’t really need fluid,
Kitchen & Cooking Gift Ideas: Great Gifts For Cooks
Mike O'Connor
There are a lot of cooks and grilling masters in SPN, so we made this list of kitchen & cooking gifts. Read our affiliate marketing disclosure so you understand why we list some of our favorite products here. When people buy things through our gift guides, they’re help SPN provide all the free services that we do. Therefore, we hope
Massage Ball Kit
Krisi Miller
Check out this massage ball kit through our affiliate shopping links to help us provide our free services. Join SPN to network and market your products. Massage Balls for Myofascial Release, Deep Tissue Massage, Trigger Point Therapy – 6 Different Mobility Balls Targeted for Whole Body Muscle Relief, Plantar Fasciitis, Physical Therapy Massage Ball Kit I never imagined I’d eagerly await, and
Dancing Water Show Fountain Speakers
Mike O'Connor
These Dancing Water Show Fountain Speakers are so cool that anyone that loves music will love them. The water dancing speakers here are also a good deal. They’re a great deal because they’re only $15.99 on Amazon. These dancing water show speakers will bring vivid and clear visual musical LED light shows to life for you. Plug a
Monopoly World Edition – Family Board Game
Mike O'Connor
CHECK THIS OUT The Monopoly World Edition by Charles Fazzino is like the classic board game with eye-popping 3D artwork that gives you a chance to own some of the world’s most famous cities. Own cities like Jerusalem, New York, Rio, Dubai, Paris, and London. This makes our list of best gifts for kids!
Scaling Up: How a Few Companies Make It…
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT A friend, Craig Wasilchak with Crushing B2B, gave me a copy of “Scaling Up: How a Few Companies Make It…and Why the Rest Don’t” to read as I work on my business. It was a great gift and a fantastic book! There is a ton of information in the book that will help any business owner looking
Chill Sack Bean Bag Chair
Mike O'Connor
This giant is the Chill Sack 8-Foot Bean Bag Chair and it makes our list of best furniture to buy. It’s great gift idea for the man cave, gamers, teens, and anyone else that just likes being super comfortable! Chill Sack Product Description The Chill Sack 8-foot Bean Bag Chair is made with
Canadian Flag Shorts Apron
Mike O'Connor
Canadian Flag Shorts Apron. Gifts for Canadians…buy it on Amazon! Buy Them Now These “Canadian Flag Shorts” aprons by Attitude Aprons are hysterical! They will also protect the wearer against spills and splatters. This apron is a great gag gift for Canadians and cooking enthusiast. Here are some other great gift ideas for Canadians Here are some more stylish clothes
Cool Camping Gear Accessories
George Vincent Willis
Looking for cool camping gear accessories for a vacation or night out in the yard can fun. It can also be challenging to think about everything you may need while camping. Therefore, I took on myself to gather some of the coolest camping gear online for you to find here. This collection ins’t just for campers and those leading an
LOAAO 60X36 LED Bathroom Mirror
rita
This LOAAO 60X36 LED Bathroom Mirror on Amazon hits all the fashion and great gift idea buttons. It is a big mirror with 3 different light settings, so it’s great for anyone that loves fashion and putting on makeup. It makes our list of great gift ideas for your girlfriend and for the home. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed
Sobro Smart Side Table – Office & Man-Cave Furniture
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The Sobro Smart Side Table is a great addition to any office. It’s even cooler when you already have the Sobro Cooler Coffee Table. This little piece of innovation and design genius sits perfectly at the end of any couch. It will also work well on the side of your bed. Do
Work Sharp Rolling Knife Sharpener
Craig Wasilchak
Check out the Work Sharp Rolling Knife Sharpener because it makes my list of great gifts for men. It’s a must have in any kitchen because sharp knives cut best. Play Video Click to see more videos 2 VIDEOS Work Sharp Rolling Knife Sharpener with 4 sharpening angles for all chef and kitchen knives. Buy it online now through our
Star Wars Yoda Metal Bookend – Gift Idea
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next You can use the Star Wars Yoda Metal Bookend to display your love for the force! It will also mess with everyone that has OCD that sees it. Now, it looks Yoda is using the force to do some heavy lifting, but it’s only for lightweight books. Check out more cool Star Wars stuff
Han Solo Ice Cube Tray
John O'Connor
This Han Solo Ice Cube Tray makes a great gift idea for fans that like Star Wars collectibles . Ideal for ice, chocolate, jello, or other suitable liquids. Star Wars: Han Solo in Carbonite Silicone Ice Tray / Chocolate Mold/ Single Tray Star Wars: Han Solo in Carbonite Ice Tray Introducing a Japanese import from Kotobukiya, adding another exciting and
Mobile Laptop Desk with Adjustable Tabletop & Footrest
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Anyone that sits at a desk will love this gift idea. Get it on Amazon for $179.99. All Amazon links on this page are affiliate links. You can stand to do your work to stretch your legs and back. The person that took these photos of the Mobile Laptop Desk with Adjustable
Transparent Inflatable Pool
Mike O'Connor
This Transparent Inflatable Pool comes with two sets of googles so it’s a great pool for kids. It’s easy to set up and provides hours of funs for kids and adults. I am pretty happy about Spring and Summer coming up, so I know the kids are happy. Perhaps the kids aren’t as happy as beer lovers that think about
Trailer Hitch Hammock Chairs
Dougie Giroux
Hammaka Trailer Hitch Stand and 2 Black Chairs Combo – Wood Dowels. Buy it on Amazon now! Trailer Hitch Hammock Chairs Every road warrior has seen a spot where they just wanted to park and take it all in. These trailer hitch hammock chairs make it possible to relax anywhere in a matter of seconds. Attach the trailer hitch hammock
Marvel Legends Deadpool’s Head
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT Marvel Legends Deadpool’s Head takes things to the next level in a totally fun and mildly creepy way! I mean, it’s a robot of a talking head with its own facial expressions that has over 600 phrases! This Deadpool can insult you almost as much as the real thing. This probably isn’t the best gift for kids
SUUNTO KB-20 Floating Compass
John O'Connor
The Suunto KB-20 represents a floating, lightweight hand-bearing compass, perfectly suited for marine, professional, and outdoor use. Suunto – known for their tactical sailing and mountaineering compasses. Suunto KB-20 Floating Compass Navigating my own block can sometimes feel like a labyrinth, but armed with the Suunto KB-20/360R Compass, I morph into a navigation virtuoso. It’s not just about finding direction;
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Book Of Sith: Secrets From The Dark Side [Vault Edition]
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Book of Sith: Secrets from the Dark Side [Vault Edition] is on Amazon for $349.90. There is a disposable exterior box so remove that to reveal the black-and-red pyramid-shaped Sith case. The Sith have been a dark influence on the galaxy for centuries. They have been scheming to take control for a long time while also sharing
Brizoft – Electric Foot Grinder
rita
The Brizoft – Electric Foot Grinder makes our list of great gifts for women . It also makes a great gift idea for anyone that takes footcare seriously. Brizoft – Brizoft Electric Foot Grinder, Brizoft Foot Shaver, Brizoft Dead Foot Skin Remover, Foot Care, Hard Rupture Skin Trimmer, USB Portable Electric Vacuum Adsorption Foot Grinder (Blue) Brizoft Electric Foot Grinder
Pocket Shot PRO Arrow Slingshot
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Pocket Shot PRO Arrow Slingshot takes the classic slingshot to the next level. Everyone knows the original slingshot’s stretchy pouch fires steel slugs, marbles, .4 cal paintballs, and airsoft ammo. The Pocket Shot Pro Arrow is different because it gives shooters the ability to shoot fill-size arrows with precision. This is a true weapon so it’s not
The Camping Rocket Stove With Handle
Mike O'Connor
The Camping Rocket Stove with Handle makes cooking and warming up coffee outdoors a lot easier. It’s small and light enough to carry for any camping trip you go on. Setting up only takes a few minutes and it’s also easy to use. CHECK IT OUT Why use a rocket stove? This stove is small and uses wood fuel so
Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist
Mike O'Connor
The Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist Note Pad is a clear choice for gifts for women blog. It’s so clearly not something men would need or want around. I’m also pretty sure it’s going to offend someone with the political correctness of today. However, I find it funny so I had to add it to the SPN