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There are many benefits of online marketing and social media networking. In fact, there are so many benefits to build your brand online it’s hard
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Urban Warrior – Potato Gun
Dougie Giroux
The Urban Warrior – Potato Gun makes our list of great gifts for teens and immature adults. SPN is reader-supported, and some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Promote your business and products on SPN for free in the business directory or activity feed . Urban Warrior Potato Cannon – New 2.0 Piezo Push Button Launching
Power Press Push Up – Complete Push Up Training System
Mike O'Connor
Power Press Push Up Training System…Buy It On Amazon! Check out these other fitness items Perfect Fitness Ab Carver Pro Roller for Core Workouts $32.45 Core Prodigy Python Power Twister – Chest and Arm Builder $37.95 Marcy Wrist and Forearm Developer $19.99 This Power Press Push Up- Complete Push Up Training System in the image below will help you take your
Valentine’s Day Gifts | Great Gift Ideas For Valentines
Mike O'Connor
Valentine’s day gifts are a big deal so you better make sure to get some good ones. If you aren’t planning on getting your girlfriends , wives, or significant other a good Valentine’s day you’re not really planning. You’ll also know why you don’t have a Valentine next year if you don’t get a good gift this year. If there
The Poop Knife
Becky Sharp
The poop knife is a must have around any office. There is an argument to be made for putting the poop knife on the best gifts for dads , or moms , as well. Dropping the kids at the pool has never been so stress free for me. I carry one everywhere, because there are times when you just need
Before She Disappeared & One Step Too Far Book Review By Tina Oliver
Tina Oliver
“I’m not a police officer. I’m not a private investigator. I have no special skills or training. I’m only me. An average, middle-aged white woman with more regrets than belongings, more sad stories than happy ones.” ― Lisa Gardner, Before She Disappeared Frankie Elkin is a recovering alcoholic. I imagine at first glance you might see a woman with sagging
Quikflip 2-in-1 Reversible Backpack Hoodie
Mike O'Connor
Yes, this is that Quikflip 2-in-1 Reversible Backpack Hoodie! Check out the TIME MAGAZINE “BEST INVENTIONS OF 2019” – As Seen on Shark Tank! It should not be a surprise that it also make our cool clothing list too! This reversible hoodie is a great gift for teens or anyone that leads an active life. Athletes & fitness nuts will
Grammar: Know Your Sh*t or Know You’re Sh*t
Mike O'Connor
Grammar: Know Your Shit or Know You’re Shit Hardcover – December 1, 2015…buy it on Amazon! CHECK IT OUT In today’s social media world, it’s hard to tell if anyone even takes grammar seriously anymore. Most people use emojis like today’s version of hieroglyphics. However, social media has also shown that a lot of people need help with grammar. This
80/20 Sales and Marketing (Book Review)
Craig Wasilchak
The 80/20 Sales and Marketing: The Definitive Guide to Working Less and Making More is a book that anyone looking to make more should get. Grab a copy now! 80/20 Sales and Marketing: The Definitive Guide to Working Less and Making More. Get a copy on Amazon now! 80/20 Sales and Marketing: The Definitive Guide to Working Less and Making
Exfoliating Soap Saver Pouch
John O'Connor
The Exfoliating Soap Saver Pouch is a great gift for older men that wants to look excellent and get every bit out of every bar of soap. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Exfoliating Soap Saver Pouch The Exfoliating Soap Saver Pouch is a great gift for older men that wants
Delta Faucet HydroRain 2-in-1 Shower Head
Krisi Miller
Check out the Delta Faucet HydroRain 2-in-1 Shower Head because it’s a great gift idea for women. Anyone that loves showers will love this 2-in-1 Shower Head. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more. Delta Faucet HydroRain 5-Spray Touch-Clean 2-in-1 Rain Shower Head, Chrome 58580-PK Delta Faucet HydroRain 5-Spray Touch-Clean 2-in-1 Rain Shower Head Delta
All 50 Marvel Movies Rankings
Mike O'Connor
The Service Professionals Network ranks all 50 Marvel Movies from worse to first. See if you agree with all 50 Marvel Movies SPN Rankings. Please feel free to also share your thoughts on the Marvel Movies and their ranks in the comments. Marvel Movies Rankings These Marvel Movie Rankings are opinions of some people in the Service Professionals Network, so
Thor’s Hammer Meat Tenderizer
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Ever felt like you could really use the Power of Thor to pound your meat? Thor’s Hammer Meat Tenderizer is the solution that you have been looking for! The handle is loosely stylized to resemble the one on Thor’s hammer and it also has the famous inscription: “Whosoever holds this hammer, if they be worthy, shall possess, the
Segway Ninebot Electric GoKart Kit
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT Info on the Segway Ninebot Electric GoKart Kit I think this Segway Ninebot Electric GoKart Kit looks like a ton of fun. Segway may be the butt of a million jokes, but they’re also coming out with one cool product after another. They can laugh now because their Segway miniPRO retrofit kit got them a Red Dot
Animatronic Baby Yoda – Star Wars Toys
Mike O'Connor
This Animatronic Baby Yoda toy is a gift for Star Wars nerds of all ages. Your little Star Wars fan’s heart will melt as soon as they see baby Yoda come to life. This little electronic baby Yoda is very cute. It also has 25 different sound and motion combinations. You just have to
Atari Flashback 3 Classic Console – Great Gift For Gamers
Mike O'Connor
Kids nowadays may never know the joys of the classic Atari games, but they can if you buy this console. This Atari Flashback 3 Classic Console is available through Amazon for $ 27.22. This home gaming console comes with 60 Atari games built-in. It also has 2 original Atari style controllers, TV connectivity and a classic limited edition Atari poster included.
Tactical Coffee Mug – Gift Ideas
Mike O'Connor
Tactical Coffee Mug The pictured Tactical coffee is no longer available. However, there are many similar high-quality tactical coffee mugs that would make a great gift for anyone that loves coffee and the military. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Purchasing things through our Amazon links helps us provide our free
Condor Tool & Knife Half Spin Thrower Knife Set
Mike O'Connor
This Condor Tool & Knife Half Spin Thrower Knife Set is a great gift idea for men. The knife set is also great gift for teens and people that love the outdoors. Look at how much fun our friend in the video is having with these bad boys. These knives are serious weapons so make sure whoever you get them
Star Wars Death Star Cutting Board
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next CHECK IT OUT This Star Wars Death Star Cutting Board is a must-have for anyone that loves cooking and Star Wars. The Death Star is known as galactic Super-weapon and now it can help you slay in the kitchen too! It’s made out of hardened-glass so it can protect your counters safely. The hardened-glass part is also pretty space-age
Veg Grow Tent 2 By 4 – Are Grow Tents Worth It?
Dougie Giroux
PreviousNext Are grow tents worth it? My jaw hit the floor when my buddy asked about it. Don’t get me wrong, you can get some great smoke from local weed dispensaries. However, I love growing my own marijuana when I am able to do so. I told my buddy to get over
ChopFit Chopper Functional Trainer
Mike O'Connor
Watch the videos to see why the ChopFit Chopper Functional Trainer makes our list of best gifts for athletes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bmK1aYJUTMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laIFVPrG4EQ Take a good look at the ChopFit’s Chopper demo model! He looks like he is one cape and black face paint away from being Batman! You would have to swing this axe-shaped fitness tool a whole bunch to look like
Scaling Up: How a Few Companies Make It…
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT A friend, Craig Wasilchak with Crushing B2B, gave me a copy of “Scaling Up: How a Few Companies Make It…and Why the Rest Don’t” to read as I work on my business. It was a great gift and a fantastic book! There is a ton of information in the book that will help any business owner looking
Segway Ninebot KickScooter MAX Electric Scooter
Mike O'Connor
The Segway Ninebot KickScooter MAX Electric Scooter Previous Next The Segway Ninebot KickScooter MAX Electric Scooter is an investment. It’s also a super cool way to get around the local area. This scooter is fun for the whole family as long as the total weight is under 220lbs. The Segway Ninebot KickScooter MAX
Your Leadership Legacy: Becoming the Leader You Were Meant to Be – Book Review
Mike O'Connor
Oakland McCulloch is an inspiring person in a lot of ways to a lot of people. I didn’t know anything about Oakland when I bought his book, “Your Leadership Legacy: Becoming the Leader You Were Meant to Be.” I have learned a lot of things and met a lot of great people by randomly buying books and reading them. I
Cube Laser Virtual Keyboard
Mike O'Connor
This Cube Laser Virtual Keyboard is a great gift idea for iPad and iPhone users, especially if they travel. It’s also one of our top gifts for geeks! A friend of mine had the Celluon’s EPIC Laser Virtual Keyboard, on our trip to recent trip to Dallas. The a 63-key QWERTY holograph
Gifts For Older Men
Craig Wasilchak
The gentleman in your life, who believes he possesses everything, will truly have it all once you explore this curated collection of gifts for older men. Crafted with dads and grandpas who’ve marked numerous milestone birthdays in mind, these selections cater to those advancing in age. Discover practical gifts designed to maintain a sense of independence for an extended period,
Senior Moments: Ageing Disgracefully
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Senior Moments: Ageing Disgracefully is a wonderful collection of some of the best of two-time “Henries” winner, Tim Whyatt‘s hilarious imagery. Senior Moments: Ageing Disgracefully. A timelessly funny cartoon collection by Whyatt. Check it on Amazon through the SPN affiliate links to help us keep the site going. Senior Moments: Ageing Disgracefully The initial chuckle an elder woman experiences arises
Silk Suit Pajamas: Great Gift Idea Of Men
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Official Men’s Legendary Suitjamas (Silk Suit Pajamas) make the SPN gifts for men hall of fame. These are awesome silk suit pajamas that will make any man feel like a million bucks before going to bed. They are made from silk and cotton, so they’re as soft and comfortable as can be. There is
3D Wood Tetris Puzzle – Best Gifts For Kids
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The 3D Wood Tetris Puzzle makes our list of best gifts for kids because it’s awesome all the way around! This game is fun and it helps kids or adults build all sorts of skills. The game presents a challenge for the smartest amongst us so it will help kids develop some serious skills. Kids and adults
No I Will Not Fix Your Computer – Nerdy Shirt
Alex Dermer
The “ No, I will not Fix your Computer ” nerdy shirt makes a great clothing gift idea for geeks . This is also a great shirt for nerds of all types, especially for web developers and IT solutions types. No, I will not Fix your Computer Some IT humor in an expertly applied and cured screen print on a
Air Compression Massaging Leg Sleeves
Lisa Jiménez
These Air Compression Massaging Leg Sleeves are a great gift idea for older men and women. The sleeves help with sore muscles, fatigue, and blood circulation. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more. CINCOM Leg Massager for Circulation and Pain Relief, Air Compression Foot and Calf Massager Helpful for Relaxation, Swelling and Edema
Dreamfarm Flegg Egg Flipper Ring
Dougie Giroux
If you’re like me, you like sunnyside-up eggs, but aren’t great at making them, so it’s a pleasure to introduce you to the Dreamfarm Flegg Egg Flipper Ring . This makes a great gift idea for cooks and should be in every kitchen. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Dreamfarm Flegg
Why Grandparents Should Wear Thongs
Mike O'Connor
Are you looking for really great anniversary gifts for your grandparents? Well, if they have a sense of humor as off as yours appears to be they’ll love “Why Grandparents Should Wear Thongs.” THIS IS JUST A NOTEBOOK WITH FUNNY COVER – THE COVER IS A JOKE! The pages are blank, so don’t expect us to justify your grandparents wearing thongs. This
Crocs Unisex-Adult Classic Clogs
Candy
Crocs – Adult Classic Clogs Crocs Unisex-Adult Classic Clogs are super famous and successful because they’re awesome. Whether you’re hanging with friends or hitting the town, rock your style effortlessly with Crocs – because comfort never goes out of fashion. For best results, keep your Crocs out of direct heat and intense sunlight. This includes dishwashers, washing machines, and hot
Good Books To Read – Great Book Reviews & Recommendations
Mike O'Connor
Know of any good books to read? Share your book reviews & recommendations with SPN. Read book reviews and get ideas for what books to read. Join SPN to share your book suggestions in the activity feed or a blog . Read our affiliate marketing disclosure . 3 easy ways to advertise your book on SPN Create an account and
Workaholics Bear Coat – As Seen On TV
Mike O'Connor
Workaholics Bear Coat Official Workaholics Bear Coat Workaholics Bear Coat Previous Next CHECK IT OUT This Workaholics Bear Coat is an exact replica of the bear coat Blake wears on the show! It’s also a great gift for any fun-loving guy that wants to get his picture taken everywhere he goes! The bear coat is a great gift idea for men
Turbospoke Bicycle Exhaust System – Great Gift Ideas For Kids
Mike O'Connor
Turbospoke Bicycle Exhaust System makes bikes look and sound like real motorcycles. The Turbospoke Bicycle Exhaust Systems comes with 3 durable Motocards that make 3 different motorcycle sounds each. A megaphone exhaust pipe gets louder and louder the faster you go on the bike. It is easy-to-assemble There are 15 custom decal stickers so the bike looks even cooler. RELATED PRODUCTS
Emergency Radio with NOAA Weather Alert
Candy
The Emergency Radio with NOAA Weather Alert makes the list of great gift ideas for campers and road warriors . Check it out and other cool stuff to buy ! I might just get Dougie one for a Valentine’s Gift , because it would make a great gift idea for him . NOAA Weather Radio This NOAA Weather Radio is
Review The Power of Habit: Why We Do What We Do…
Mike O'Connor
This is a book review “The Power of Habit: Why We Do What We Do in Life and Business” and some personal reflection. Thank you for giving me a copy of the book, Carter Hagen! I had this book on my desk for a few months just sitting there in the stack. About halfway through the prologue, I began to
Gifts For Men: Great Gift Ideas For Men OF All Ages
Mike O'Connor
Finding gifts for men can be hard, so this guide is here to help you get gift ideas for men of all ages. You can submit gift ideas for men too by joining SPN. Find gift ideas for men including athletes, geeks , and man-cave dwellers. We have great gifts for your husband, boyfriend, son, friend, co-workers, and boss here.
Zero F’s Given Giftable Novelty Coins
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Grab some ZFG Inc. Zero F’s Given Giftable Novelty Coins on Amazon for just $24.99. If you’re going to flip a coin to make a decision then you truly Give very few Fs. It’s more than zero F’s given but not much more. Show the people that don’t care that you care about them by buying these ZFG
Pure Energy Apothecary
Mike O'Connor
About Pure Energy Apothecary… www.pureenergybody.com In today’s world, it’s harder than ever to get natural skincare products. It’s also as important as ever to take care of your skin and body as much as possible. Pure Energy Apothecary provides pure essential oil aromatherapy and body care products that are made with love. This company cares more about quality and people
Dog Crocs
Alan Larken
AWMLYE 2 Pairs Pet Dog Shoes, Dog Clogs for Puppy Photos, Candy Colors Sandals, Summer Dog Shoes with Rugged Anti-Slip Sole, Dog Shoes Gifts for Pet Festival 4Pack/2Pairs (Yellow). Check them out on Amazon now! Dog Crocs Check out these lightweight Dog Crocs ! They’re cute shoes for dogs that will keep your pooch’s paw safe and cute. There are
Stinger Whip Emergency Car Tool
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next CHECK IT OUT The Stinger Whip emergency car tool is so awesome it should be in everyone’s glovebox. This tool has many different uses becomes it comes with a razor-sharp seatbelt cutter, an 18″ steel cable, and a hammer it an ergonomic handle. The tool is able to help you escape emergency situations
Color Changing Light Panels – Home & Office
Mike O'Connor
These Color Changing Light Panels are Google Assistant, IFTTT, and Amazon Alexa Compatible so you can program them. They are also a really cool way to light up your home or office in many ways. Transform your office or living area on command simply by installing these color-changing LED light panels.
Cache Basecamp System Tailgate Pad
George Vincent Willis
This Cache Basecamp System Tailgate Pad makes my list of the best car accessories every road warrior must have. It also makes the list of best camping accessories too! SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more. Cache Tailgate Pad – Basecamp System, Includes Two Lounger Chairs, Jeffrey Cooler and one Basecamp pad – Great for
Nordic Ware Oven Safe Nonstick Baking & Cooling Grid
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Do you love to eat bacon and good chicken, but also feel the need to cut the grease and hassle? These Nordic Ware baking and cooling grids are great! You’ll most likely love them as much as I do. You simply put the bacon or breaded chicken in the oven let the heat do
Unf*ck Yourself By Gary John Bishop – Motivational Book Review
Mike O'Connor
Unfu*k Yourself: Get Out of Your Head and into Your Life Hardcover – August 1, 2017 by #0000ff;” href=”https://amzn.to/2C2SRLL” data-asin=”B01M9F5EEN”>Gary John Bishop (Author) SPN Book Reviews #0000ff;” href=”https://amzn.to/2MFQUtl”>Jake Melton’s review: As a frequent self-help reader and author, the books I enjoy the most are those that tell it to me as it is. I am reading with the intention to
The Reverse Coloring Book
Krisi Miller
The Reverse Coloring Boo k: The Book Has the Colors, You Draw the Lines! This book makes a great for gift idea for kids because it’s fun and encourages creativity. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . The Reverse Coloring Book™: The Book Has the Colors, You Draw the Lines! Paperback – Coloring
Boxing Speed Ball
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next This Boxing Speed Ball Training Equipment is a great tool for quickness as well as hand-eye coordination. It’s a super great way to vent your frustration if you’re good at it! If you’re like me then it’s also a great way to get some more frustration. This thing doesn’t do the work
GameStop Gift Card
Mike O'Connor
The GameStop Gift Card option is always an awesome and safe bet, when you have to buy gifts for gamers. It ranks even better as gifts for kids and teens that like to play video games. These gift cards are redeemable at US GameStop, EB Games, Babbage’s, Electronic Boutique, EBX, Planet X, and Software Etc. stores. There are over 6,100 of
Men’s One-Piece Thanos Swimsuit
Mike O'Connor
The Men’s One-Piece Thanos Swimsuit just screams manly to me. I would die laughing if someone gave this to me as a gift. Thanos would get his wish if I were this on a beach because half the people that see me would die. The chin is definitely in the right spot. I would have to start using all the
Vaporizer Hoodie
Jen S
Check out Vaprwear on Amazon now! Vaporizer Hoodies Achieve a stylish look while indulging in a discreet vaping experience with this innovative vaporizer hoodie. This remarkable garment enables you to enjoy your preferred waxes, oils, and e-juices through a concealed opening in the drawstring, allowing you to partake in your vaping ritual without attracting unwanted attention. CHECK IT OUT SPN is
Skinners Minimalist Barefoot Sock Shoes
Mike O'Connor
The Skinners Minimalist Barefoot Sock Shoes are exactly what they sound like. They’re socks and they’re shoes. It took me way too long to get my head around that. These sock shoes are indoors on top and outdoors on the bottom. The sock shoes provide a soft touch to the ground and protection. The combination of the anti-abrasive Swedish polymer
Reverse Peephole Viewer
George Vincent Willis
The Shomer-Tec Reverse Peephole Viewer was made to help law enforcement to assess threats and see real-time activity behind a door when the door has a peephole. Shomer-Tec Reverse Peephole Viewer Here’s something that, rather than being illegal, is readily available on Amazon with free shipping. It’s the reverse peephole viewer, designed for legitimate use by law enforcement but, unfortunately,
Hand Shocking Lie Detector Game
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The Hand Shocking Lie Detector Game means you don’t have to interrogate your significant other anymore. There is no need to go through their phone or Facebook anymore because you can just strap them to this lie detector! The truth will set you free and a lie will light you up! This game works by strapping the
Desktop Tiki Toss – Great Drinking Game
Mike O'Connor
The desktop Tiki Toss game is a great drinking game for any beer lovers. This is also a great game for teens. It’s not great for super OCD and ultra-competitive people like me. This hook-and-ring design is sized for the desktop. It’s freestanding with a wood-base to make it easy to set up on the coffee table, bar, or Sobro Smart Side
Largemouth Bass Slippers – Perfect Shoes For Fishing
Mike O'Connor
CHECK THEM OUT These Largemouth Bass Slippers tell people to take you seriously so you know I love them. They’re definitely a great gift idea for shoe lovers and women that like fishing. These plastic-looking house shoes are made of EVA material. The makers claim that they’re very comfortable while also offering serious foot protection. I like them because these
Kicko 3-Inch Air Horn – Small Emergency Horn
Mike O'Connor
The Kicko 3-inch air horn makes our list of great gifts for women. It’s also a great gift idea for kids and teens due to it being a very loud whistle. This little air horn is great for sporting events, pulling pranks, and potentially saving lives. The Kicko 3-inch air horn is very loud and easy to use so it is
GuruNanda Contactless Infrared Forehead Thermometer
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT #SPN is an Amazon affiliate. I’m digging the GuruNanda Thermometer because it makes easier to be safe in the home & office. The days of sticking mercury have been a long time. Now, you can also take someone’s temp without even touching them. I’m so thankful that I don’t need the old touch, hold, check, and repeat options.
Car Cup Holder Organizer By AutoBoss
George Vincent Willis
Check out this nifty little Car Cup Holder Organizer By AutoBoss. It makes my list of top gift ideas for road warriors and best car accessories. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more. AutoBoss Car Cup Holder Organizer Tired of rummaging for coins, clips, pens, or that rogue Cheeto in your car cup holder while