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Cosco Shifter – 300lb Capacity Multi-Position Dolly
Mike O'Connor
The Cosco Shifter, a 300lb capacity multi-position dolly for versatile load hauling may not be a great on the list of top gift ideas for Valentine’s day, but it makes the great gifts for women list. It’s also a great gift idea for girlfriends that love the color pink. She will thank you for helping her find a way to
Work From Home Essentials
Mike O'Connor
If you are going to work from home, you need these work from home essentials to keep your productivity high. You will probably also want to keep your sanity. Some will say that working from home is a blessing. Having the ability to work from home is a blessing because you have more freedom. You don’t have to deal with
Car Cup Holder Snack Tray By Desk York
George Vincent Willis
Check out this Car Cup Holder Snack Tray By Desk York on Amazon! It makes our list of the best car accessories every road warrior must have! SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more. Car Cup Holder Snack Tray I’m a big fan of distracted driving, so you know Desk York’s Car Cup Holder Snack
Antler Fan Chandelier – Great Ceiling Fan For Country Decor
Mike O'Connor
I saw this Retro Restaurant Antler Fan Chandelier hanging in my uncle’s restaurant a while back. I almost thought it was as cool as he did; mostly due to the remote fan and lights. Hey, I’m a very lazy individual and I’m also middle-aged now. Therefore, no one should be surprised for my love of simple tech and weird stuff.
Stanley Quencher H2.0 FlowState Tumbler
krisi-miller
Find out why people are talking about the Stanley Quencher H2.0 FlowState Tumbler  so much. Double wall vacuum insulation means drinks stay cold, iced or hot for hours. It makes the grade for great gi ft ideas for women and for road warriors. The coffee lovers in your life are also going to love getting one. Stanley Quencher H2.0 FlowState
The Ultimate LinkedIn Profile (Book)
George Vincent Willis
The Ultimate LinkedIn Profile: Get the EXACT words, phrases and formatting hacks that turn your LinkedIn Profile into a lead-generating, client-attracting piece of content! Get a copy on Amazon through our affiliate marketing link. The Ultimate LinkedIn Profile (Book) The Ultimate LinkedIn Profile: Get the EXACT words, phrases and formatting hacks that turn your LinkedIn Profile into a lead-generating, client-attracting
The Killer Key
Dougie Giroux
The Killer Key is a great tool for any landlord trying to keep evicted tennants out before they can change the locks. It’s also great for no limit pranksters. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Schlage Killer Key Killer Key The breakable key disables any Kwikset or Schlage brand lock in seconds.Â
GameStop Gift Card
Mike O'Connor
The GameStop Gift Card option is always an awesome and safe bet, when you have to buy gifts for gamers. It ranks even better as gifts for kids and teens that like to play video games. These gift cards are redeemable at US GameStop, EB Games, Babbage’s, Electronic Boutique, EBX, Planet X, and Software Etc. stores. There are over 6,100 of
Tactical Tomahawk – Gift For Men
Mike O'Connor
https://serviceprofessionalsnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/ShortForm-Generic-480p-16-9-1409173089793-rpcbe5-1.mp4 CHECK THIS OUT Nothing says you’re serious like the Tactical Tomahawk! Send your enemies running or chop some wood in style. Its razor-sharp ax head, steel body, and built-in crowbar make this weapon a handy tool in many situations. The Tactical Tomahawk makes the list for best gifts for men that like the outdoors! It also makes the list
Blink Outdoor HD Security Camera
Dougie Giroux
Check out the Blink Outdoor HD Security Camera  through our affiliate shopping links to help us provide our free services. Join SPN to network and market your products. Blink Outdoor (3rd Gen) – wireless, weather-resistant HD security camera, two-year battery life, motion detection, set up in minutes – 3 camera system Blink Outdoor HD Security Camera Do you worry about
Fiber Optic Star Ceiling Kit – Cool Lights
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT This Fiber Optic Star Ceiling Kit makes our list of great gifts for teens and best lights online lists. These lights set a chill tone so they can work in the man-cave too! Who doesn’t like the idea of a nice dim light once in a while? The
Electric Tire Pressure Gauge
George Vincent Willis
Electric Tire Pressure Gauge It’s 2023, there’s no need for you to be using the same tire electric pressure gauge dad did when he first showed you how to take the number. This electric tire pressure gauge gives you an accurate read of PSI in just one try and thanks to its built-in flashlight, is easy to use at night.
Vornado Glide Vortex Room Heater
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Vornado Glide Vortex Room Heater is awesome due to the way it can heat the whole room while staying cool to the touch. It also has a really sleek modern look so your friends will know you’re smart and stylish. Baby, it’s cold outside, but it doesn’t have to be cold inside too. Vortex technology fully circulates
Beer Briefcase
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Beer Briefcase is also known as the beer case. It’s a great gift for beer lovers that take their privacy and seriously as their beer. Get one today so they know you love them as much as they love beer. You should never have to trust your precious beer with a cardboard box. This
Men’s One-Piece Thanos Swimsuit
Mike O'Connor
The Men’s One-Piece Thanos Swimsuit just screams manly to me. I would die laughing if someone gave this to me as a gift. Thanos would get his wish if I were this on a beach because half the people that see me would die. The chin is definitely in the right spot. I would have to start using all the
Social Selling: Techniques to Influence Buyers and Changemakers
Mike O'Connor
Get a copy of Social Selling: Techniques to Influence Buyers and Changemakers on Amazon. Make sure to also read our affiliate marketing disclosure. In seems like forever since I read the first edition of Social Selling and did the book review that led to me tagging Timothy Hughes on Twitter . I read the first social selling book as well
How To Be A Cash Flow Pro : Book Review
Mike O'Connor
How to Be a Cash Flow Pro: A Mr. Biz Guide to Crushing Business Owner Insomnia by Ken “Mr. Biz” Wentworth Buy The Book: Ken “Mr. Biz” Wentworth is a Cash Flow Specialist who developed his expertise during 20+ years in financial leadership positions at a Fortune 15 company and most recently as a CFO/Business Advisor for small businesses. He enjoys
Lights & Clocks: Find The Best Lights And Clocks Online
Mike O'Connor
Lights and clocks are something everyone needs, but they don’t need to be boring. Therefore, we made the decision to help you find cool stuff to buy to light up your life. The lights & clocks on this gift guide will class up home & office. They’ll also look good in a man cave or backyard grilling environment. Cool Lights
Turbospoke Bicycle Exhaust System – Great Gift Ideas For Kids
Mike O'Connor
Turbospoke Bicycle Exhaust System makes bikes look and sound like real motorcycles. The Turbospoke Bicycle Exhaust Systems comes with 3 durable Motocards that make 3 different motorcycle sounds each. A megaphone exhaust pipe gets louder and louder the faster you go on the bike. It is easy-to-assemble There are 15 custom decal stickers so the bike looks even cooler. RELATED PRODUCTS
Adult Tricycle
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Check out this 3 wheel electric bike for adults . Yea, you can also call it a tricycle for adults! SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Esazn Electric Tricycle Electric Bicycle Electric Trike, 24″ 26″ 3 Wheel Electric Bike for Adults with 350w Motor, Removable Battery, Adjustable Seat and Bike Basket Adult
Kitchen & Cooking Gift Ideas: Great Gifts For Cooks
Mike O'Connor
There are a lot of cooks and grilling masters in SPN, so we made this list of kitchen & cooking gifts. Read our affiliate marketing disclosure so you understand why we list some of our favorite products here. When people buy things through our gift guides, they’re help SPN provide all the free services that we do. Therefore, we hope
Nerf Fortnite Blasters – Toys For Kids
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Nerf Fortnite Blasters- Gifts For Gamers Looking for gifts for gamers that need to get out of the house? Check out these Nerf Fortnite Blasters on Amazon. There Fortnite blasters by sure to get any gaming fanatic moving around a little bit. These Fortnite toys include dart shooters, super soakers,
Pocket Shot PRO Arrow Slingshot
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Pocket Shot PRO Arrow Slingshot takes the classic slingshot to the next level. Everyone knows the original slingshot’s stretchy pouch fires steel slugs, marbles, .4 cal paintballs, and airsoft ammo. The Pocket Shot Pro Arrow is different because it gives shooters the ability to shoot fill-size arrows with precision. This is a true weapon so it’s not
Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course for Kids
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT My parents would have saved themselves a lot of aggravation if they bought my siblings and me a Ninja Warrior Obstacle Course for Kids. Now, it’s an even better idea to buy one for the kids because they’re all so into gaming. Getting the kids outside to have some fun and exercise won’t be as hard with
Zombie Vampire Blood Armblade Sword
Mike O'Connor
Zombie Vampire Blood Armblade Sword.Bloodrayne Agent Vampire Armblade Sword Overall Length: 27 Inches Blade Length: 14 Inches Includes: Free Nylon Sheath, Handle, Hardware. Stainless Steel. Buy it on Amazon! This Zombie Vampire Blood Armblade Sword is not a toy. It is however based on the arm blade from the movie BloodRayne. The character Rayne is the main protagonist of theÂ
Nike Women’s Free RN Flyknit – Shoes
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Check them out The Nike Women’s Free RN Flyknit is a great shoe for women that love to run. This means it is also a great gift for women that love to run. You just have to know her size and favorite color. You can look in her other shoe for the size and surely
Callaway 300 Pro Laser Rangefinder Golf
Mike O'Connor
Check out the Callaway 300 Pro Laser Rangefinder to up your golf game. This laser golf range finder makes a great gift idea for golfers! Callaway 300 Pro Laser Rangefinder, Slope Measurement Golf Laser Range Finder Enjoy a fantastic day on the golf course with this laser golf range finder by your side. This compact device accurately measures slope with
AR-15 Rifle Whiskey Decanter – Man Cave Gifts
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The AR-15 Rifle Whiskey Decanter is a great gift idea for the man-cave. It’s also a great addition to the home & office depending on your taste. Combing your love of firearms and alcohol is as American as it gets! You celebrate all sorts of freedom with one of these. There is no
Social Selling – A Book Review On The Book: “Social Selling”
Mike O'Connor
SPN reviews the book Social Selling: techniques to influence BUYERS and CHANGEMAKERS Social Selling by Tim Hughes (Author), Matt Reynolds (Author) It didn’t take long before the authors got into the meat and potatoes behind their introduction to social selling. They also make great points right away that I was not expecting to be in the book. The very first chapter of
Cell Phone Selfie Stick Tripod
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The TONEOF 60″ Cell Phone Selfie Stick Tripod is a great gift idea for social media influencers that want to be able to take better photos and videos . SPN  is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . TONEOF 60″ Cell Phone Selfie Stick Tripod,Smartphone Tripod Stand All-in-1 with Integrated Wireless Remote,Portable,Lightweight,Extendable Phone Tripod
Gifts For Boyfriends: Great Gift Ideas For Great Boyfriends
Mike O'Connor
Shop for gifts for boyfriends through SPN and help good causes. Get great gift ideas for your boyfriend and find deals of the day through SPN. Here some great gifts for boyfriends that any man would love: Boyfriend Gift Ideas Gifts For Boyfriends And Helping Charity You can buy boyfriend gifts and help charity, so you can confirm he was
Not My Job Self-Inking Stamp
Mike O'Connor
The “Not My Job” self-inking stamp by Excel Mark is a great gift idea for coworkers or bosses that like to make things super clear. It’s also a little on the snarky side like the passive-aggressive notes. That’s probably why I like it so much. There is definitely no miscommunication when someone uses this stamp. It may not be great
Conway AIRMEGA 300S The Smarter App Enabled Air Purifier
Mike O'Connor
The Conway AIRMEGA 300S The Smarter App Enabled Air Purifier makes our list of top Home And Office Gift Ideas! It also makes my own personal list of Work From Home Essentials, due to the new recreational marijuana laws in Illinois. “Alexa, purify my air!” I have to admit, I never thought that I would
80/20 Sales and Marketing (Book Review)
Craig Wasilchak
The 80/20 Sales and Marketing: The Definitive Guide to Working Less and Making More is a book that anyone looking to make more should get. Grab a copy now! 80/20 Sales and Marketing: The Definitive Guide to Working Less and Making More. Get a copy on Amazon now! 80/20 Sales and Marketing: The Definitive Guide to Working Less and Making
LapGear Home Office Pro Lap Desk – Tabletop
Mike O'Connor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mbl8IVy4NkThe LapGear Home Office Pro Lap Desk is a great gift idea for anyone that works from home or on the go. It is also great if you just need a break from your traditional desk. The Home Office Pro Lap Desk is big enough for your laptop, a mouse, and your phone. It can hold all off these items
MoonPhase Triple Folding Camp Chair
Mike O'Connor
MoonPhase Triple Folding Camp Chair Buy It Now The MoonPhase Triple Folding Camp Chair is great for the family that is looking to go to the beach or camping. This folding chair is great for camping with friends or family. Each chair has a 300-pound capacity so the loveseat can hold some big people. Its
Flying Saucer Hanging Hammock Chair: Great Gifts For Her
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Flower House FHFSSVR Flying Saucer Hanging Hammock Chair with Bird & Bug Net, Silver is freaking awesome. The Flying Saucer Hanging Hammock Chair is also available on Amazon for $259.99. No one can blame you for having the goal to live out your days being as comfortable as the person in the video below.
The Ultimate LinkedIn Sales Guide – Book
Damon Pistulka
The Ultimate LinkedIn Sales Guide: How to Use Digital and Social Selling to Turn LinkedIn into a Lead, Sales and Revenue Generating Machine written by Daniel Disney . Check out this book and other book reviews on SPN. Join the LinkedIn Networking Group to network with fellow SPN members on SPN! Follow me on LinkedIn here: Damon Pistulka! The Ultimate
Remote Control Millennium Falcon – Star Wars Toy
Mike O'Connor
This Flying Millenium Falcon may just be a toy, but Star Wars fans of all ages will feel like Han Solo playing with it. What Star Wars fan hasn’t wanted to fly the Millenium Falcon? I know that I certainly have. There is a good chance that I would fly away forever right now if I was given the option
Kalamera 15 Inch Wine Cooler Refrigerator
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT I have been seeing more wine coolers in people’s kitchens lately. It’s probably got something to do with models like Kalamera 15 Inch Wine Cooler Refrigerator being more practical, affordable, stylish, and durable than ever. These things are a great gift idea for a man cave or she-shed. This 15 Inch Wine Cooler was also an easy
Mini Bonfire – Portable Fire Pit
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Branded Boards Portable Mini Bonfire Campfire in a can up to 5 Hours of Burn Time Made in USA Reusable for Picnics Parties S’Mores Gifts Bushcraft Camping Survival Emergencies (Large 1-Pack). Buy it on Amazon now! Mini Bonfire – Portable Fire Pit This portable fire pit or mini bonfire is great for camping . It also makes our list of
Rib-O-Lator Barbecue Rotisserie
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next This Rib-O-Lator Barbecue Rotisserie is available on Amazon for just $99.85, so get it today! You’ll be able to rotisserie any type of food right on the grill, so this is a grilling fan’s dream. Cooking steaks, ribs, chicken, fish, or whatever you want is so easy with the Rib-O-Lator. You can also
The World’s Softest Blanket – Sleep Better With Comfy Blankets
Mike O'Connor
World’s softest blanket is the vote we are giving you here. Our house has a ton of blankets everywhere because no one can agree on the best room temp. We also all go from hot to cold in seconds apparently. Therefore, we have a variety of blankets ranging in thickness and everything else. The one thing we all agree on
Epare Pocket Wine Aerator
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The Epare Pocket Wine Aerator makes our list of great gifts for women because it’s doesn’t sceam “WINO” like the Wine Dispensing Purse; but it’s perfect for anyone that likes to bring the win to the party. It’s not as cool for home use like the Stemless Aerating Wine Glass, but you can take it anywhere. I
Kibosh Emergency Pipe Repair Tool
Patrick O'Connor
The Kibosh Emergency Pipe Repair Tool is great tool to have around any home or office. This tool can save you a lot of money and hassle by stopping a leak. I’m not a plumber, but I do own 2nd Chance Water Restoration, so I share this tip because I know it’s a wise investment. Many places could have prevented
Wine Dispensing Purse – Greats Gifts Ideas For Her
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next This wine dispensing purse on Amazon for $21.50 is cool because you can get lit without arousing suspicion. This purse is great at fueling the fun due to the way you can discreetly pour more wine anytime. You’ll never have to be sober again! The baggy wine coat also looks way better than a bag
You Are A Badass Book
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT There is a reason why “You Are a Badass: How to Stop Doubting Your Greatness and Start Living an Awesome Life” is a serious bestseller! Life is too short to be unhappy so grab a copy if you’re looking for a different perspective! Jen Sincero shares some inspiring stories and great advice so you can become the
Massage Ball Kit
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Check out this massage ball kit through our affiliate shopping links to help us provide our free services. Join SPN to network and market your products. Massage Balls for Myofascial Release, Deep Tissue Massage, Trigger Point Therapy – 6 Different Mobility Balls Targeted for Whole Body Muscle Relief, Plantar Fasciitis, Physical Therapy Massage Ball Kit I never imagined I’d eagerly await, and
Geometric Wooden Pet Bed – House For Cats
Mike O'Connor
There are few cats that wouldn’t like this Geometric Wooden Pet Bed. This a great gift idea for cat lovers, so it makes our list of best pet gifts. Also the icosahedron shape of cat bed makes it look a lot better than most pet furniture. CHECK IT OUT serviceprofessionalsnetwork.com  is user and sponsor-supported  social media
Star Wars Gifts – Great Gift Ideas For Star Wars Fans
Mike O'Connor
 STAR WARS STAR WARS fans made it one of the biggest media franchises in history, so buying Star Wars Gifts for fans can be a good idea. Shop for STAR WARS stuff on Amazon using our links so we can keep the site going. Buying Star Wars toys, games, and memorabilia here helps us provide a lot of free. services.
Bomber Jacket Leather Swivel Cocoon Chair
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The Bomber Jacket Leather Swivel Cocoon Chair is a chair that looks like it belongs to a James Bond villain. It also looks like it would super comfortable if you like that cocoon-like feeling. The chair was made for relaxation so it’s great for chilling like a villain or plotting your next corporate takeover. This is why
The Willy Exerciser – Gifts For Men
Mike O'Connor
The Willy Exerciser…buy it on Amazon! CHECK IT OUT The Willy Exerciser is a great gag gift for any guy going over the hill. Make sure the guy in your life knows you care about the health of his willy. If he loves you then he will put in the work to make it work when you need it. The
Shark OFF Shark Repellent Bracelet
Mike O'Connor
Buy It Now The Shark OFF Shark Repellent Bracelet is something that gets my attention more now that I live in Tampa Bay, Florida. They say Shark OFF is like “kryptonite for sharks!” That puts it on top of my list for great gifts for beach lovers! If you know someone that is a
Easybreath Snorkeling Mask
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The Tribord Easybreath snorkeling mask is a top-seller because it provides an unobstructed 180° field of vision without the fogging up. Its dual air flow system keeps you breathing without fogging up the mask. Full FACE ANTIFOG Snorkel MASK Check out the absolute best antifog snorkeling mask on the market today! This mask provides an unobstructed 180° field of vision
Beefer the 1,500-Degree Grill – Great Gift Idea For Cooks
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT What is a Beefer exactly? Yea, I didn’t think it was a 1,500-degree gas grill either. You probably don’t want to know what my original guess was due to my habit of living in the gutter. I guess I should have also thought about something involving BBQ. The more that I learn about this ceramic gas burner
SKLZ Gold Flex Golf Training Aid
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next CHECK IT OUT The SKLZ Gold Flex Golf Training Aid is a great tool for improving your game. It’s also a great way to build your core muscles. This golf training aid will help with your strength and flexibility. The 2.5lb weighted head and extra-flex shaft do more than simulate the natural feel of lag and driving a golfball.
Toilet Paper Earrings For Women – Gag Gifts
Mike O'Connor
Times are tough so these Toilet Paper Earrings for Women will let everyone know how important she is to you. People don’t just have toilet paper like they did in the past so these earrings scream privilege. In all seriousness, these toilet paper earrings are a great conversation starter. They also make for great gag gifts for women. CHECK IT
Gifts For Dad- Great Gift Ideas For Dad
Mike O'Connor
Finding the right gift for anyone is hard, but getting gifts for dad is even harder. Your dad, father, protector, the man that had a hand in making you who you are today is someone that deserves the best gift possible. He at least deserves a gift, right? Well, SPN is made of people that love their dads so we
Myerchin Marlin Spike With Sheath
Mike O'Connor
This Myerchin’s Marlin Spike was made for people like me that like to tie knots so tight that you can’t untie them. This tool kind of looks like a letter opener and can possibly be used for self-defense, but it was actually made to untie knots without hassle. CHECK IT OUT Most sailors and survivalists will know what this maritime
Blinker Fluid
Mike O'Connor
Do you know someone that drives, but probably shouldn’t? Ask them to buy you some Blinker Fluid. Tell them it’s a small bottle next to the brake fluid. They have to look close. Some people may not appreciate this prank, but I know a lot of people that I could have got with this one. Blinkers don’t really need fluid,