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Nordic Ware Oven Safe Nonstick Baking & Cooling Grid
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Do you love to eat bacon and good chicken, but also feel the need to cut the grease and hassle? These Nordic Ware baking and cooling grids are great! You’ll most likely love them as much as I do. You simply put the bacon or breaded chicken in the oven let the heat do
KitchenArt Ham Dogger
Dougie Giroux
The KitchenArt Ham Dogger is a fun and unique tool that makes 1/4 lb. hot dog -shaped hamburger patties. You can also use sausage and turkey as filling or fill your ham dogger with cheese! The Ham Dogger is easy to use and makes great ham dogs! Please both hot dog and hamburger lovers without buying two kinds of buns.
M48 Kommando Tactical Hiking Staff & Survival Axe
Mike O'Connor
The M48 Kommando Tactical Hiking Staff & Survival Axe may not seem like a good idea to sum, but it’s a must-have if I’m going hiking. This thing is 37″ so it’s more of a cane than a staff. Its axe blade is made of cast stainless steal. The head of the axe is also attached to the handle that is 30%
The LinkedIn Book for Network Marketing
Bernie Fussenegger
Check out t he LinkedIn Book for Network Marketing: Simple Strategies for Massive Success on Amazon ! Use our affiliate links to buy the LinkedIn Book for network marketing. Join the LinkedIn networking group on SPN. Connect with me on LinkedIn too! The LinkedIn Book for Network Marketing: Simple Strategies for Massive Success. Buy it on Amazon now! The LinkedIn
Warm Fleece Lining Moccasin Slippers
Mike O'Connor
These Warm Fleece Lining Moccasin Slippers join our list of great gift ideas for men due high-quality and reasonable price. Check out the reviews to see what I mean about the quality. They’re a little snug so you may want to get like a half size bigger than your typical shoes. I like
Come On Over Cookbook
Mike O'Connor
Come On Over: 111 Fantastic Recipes for the Family That Cooks, Eats, and Laughs Together I was watching the Rachael Ray show today and I saw Jeff Mauro on there. It was easy to go over to Amazon to buy a copy of Come On Over: 111 Fantastic Recipes for the Family That Cooks, Eats, and Laughs Together! I’m really
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Dana Brooke
A PlayStation Store Gift Card always make the list of great gift ideas for gamers . What Playstation gaming enthusiast isn’t going to appreciate this gift card? It’s a trick question because every gamer loves to get more gaming stuff whenever possible. These gift cards make a great gift idea for teens, kids, and gamers of all ages. SPN is
The Camping Rocket Stove With Handle
Mike O'Connor
The Camping Rocket Stove with Handle makes cooking and warming up coffee outdoors a lot easier. It’s small and light enough to carry for any camping trip you go on. Setting up only takes a few minutes and it’s also easy to use. CHECK IT OUT Why use a rocket stove? This stove is small and uses wood fuel so
How To Make Sh*t Happen – Book Review
Mike O'Connor
“How to Make Sh*t Happen: Make more money, get in better shape, create epic relationships and control” I read this book around the same time that I read UnF*ck Yourself… By Gary John Bishop. Both of them had a lot of reviews on Amazon, a good price, and a catchy title so I had to get them. I’m also really
Pocket Shot PRO Arrow Slingshot
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Pocket Shot PRO Arrow Slingshot takes the classic slingshot to the next level. Everyone knows the original slingshot’s stretchy pouch fires steel slugs, marbles, .4 cal paintballs, and airsoft ammo. The Pocket Shot Pro Arrow is different because it gives shooters the ability to shoot fill-size arrows with precision. This is a true weapon so it’s not
California Home Landscaping, 3rd Edition (Creative Homeowner)
Craig Wasilchak
Check out California Home Landscaping on Amazon ! Find inspiring ideas to make your Californian home landscape more attractive and functional! It makes my list of great books to read ! California Home Landscaping, 3rd Edition (Creative Homeowner) 400 Color Photos and Illustrations, More Than 200 Plants Best Suited to the Region, and 48 Outdoor Designs for CA California Home
Hey Dude Wally Stretch Loafer
Mike O'Connor
Hey, are you looking for great shoes for the men in your life? The Hey Dude Wally Stretch Loafer is a great pair of shoes for men that like to be comfortable and in fashion! These shoes also make our list of best gift ideas for men. The name of this brand of shoes are a little obnoxious, which is part of
The Kitchen Without Borders Cookbook
Mike O'Connor
The Kitchen without Borders: Recipes and Stories from Refugee and Immigrant Chefs A Culinary Journey Around the World Take a trip around the globe through the recipes in The Kitchen Without Borders . This unique cookbook features dishes created by immigrant and refugee chefs who now call themselves the Eat Offbeat family. The book offers more than just delicious food.
Man Cave Gift Ideas – Great Gifts For The Man Cave
Mike O'Connor
Get man cave gift ideas that people will love here. There are a lot of great gifts for the man cave in this gift guide. Man cave gifts can improve the looks of the place too. Our cool stuff gift guide sales help us provide free our free services. Thank you for your support and read our affiliate marketing disclosure
Trope Chicago
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Check out Trope Chicago on Amazon to see some of the most unique and beautiful images of one of the Windy City! 27 diverse photograhers capture amazing photos! Trope Chicago Hardcover – Illustrated, October 1, 2018 Trope Chicago The first book in Trope Publishing Co.’s City Edition series gives a cool new take on Chicago . It’s packed with 206
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Mike O'Connor
#live20: Experiencing a Focused Life by Luke Williams In #Live20: Experiencing a Focused Life, Luke gives a lot of great tips to help people structure their time. It took me a while to get through the book because I am not a person that likes structure or routine. However, I did get through the book and have to admit that I
Silk Suit Pajamas: Great Gift Idea Of Men
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Official Men’s Legendary Suitjamas (Silk Suit Pajamas) make the SPN gifts for men hall of fame. These are awesome silk suit pajamas that will make any man feel like a million bucks before going to bed. They are made from silk and cotton, so they’re as soft and comfortable as can be. There is
Grammar: Know Your Sh*t or Know You’re Sh*t
Mike O'Connor
Grammar: Know Your Shit or Know You’re Shit Hardcover – December 1, 2015…buy it on Amazon! CHECK IT OUT In today’s social media world, it’s hard to tell if anyone even takes grammar seriously anymore. Most people use emojis like today’s version of hieroglyphics. However, social media has also shown that a lot of people need help with grammar. This
Best Choice Products Mirrored Jewelry Cabinet Armoire
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Best Choice Products Mirrored Jewelry Cabinet Armoire w/ Stand Rings, Necklaces, Bracelets – Black is perhaps one the most popular gifts for women. It’s so popular that it has over 800 positive reviews on Amazon. Saving space has never looked so good! The mirror is also the right size to showcase the
Bedsure Satin Pillowcase
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The Bedsure Satin Pillowcase is a best-seller on Amazon with over 300k mostly positive reviews, so you can feel confident buying it as a great gift for her. These pillowcases also join the silk suit pajamas on the list of great gifts for men ! SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more .
Bad Parking Cards For Every Occasion – Great Ways To Say
Mike O'Connor
Check out these book reviews by SPN members Check out these book reviews by SPN members Previous Next Bad parking cards are a great gag gift for anyone that takes parking seriously. A bad parking card can help let people know exactly how you feel too! These bad parking cards also come with a lifetime
Shiatsu Neck and Back Massager
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Shiatsu Neck and Back Massager by NekTek is a great gift idea for anyone. It will bust up your knots right in your home. This device really works as a Shiatsu neck and back massager. It is great for the home & office. In fact, it is on
Canon EOS M50 Mirrorless Camera
Mike O'Connor
Canon EOS M50 Mirrorless Camera 24p UHD 4K and 120p HD for slow motion Improved Dual Pixel CMOS AF and Eye Detection AF 24.1 MP (APS-C) CMOS sensor with ISO 100-25600 New DIGIC 8 image processor Improved auto lighting optimizer Built-in OLED EVF with touch and drag AF Vari-angle Touchscreen LCD Built-in Wi-Fi, NFC and Bluetooth technology Automatic image transfer
Wine Dispensing Purse – Greats Gifts Ideas For Her
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next This wine dispensing purse on Amazon for $21.50 is cool because you can get lit without arousing suspicion. This purse is great at fueling the fun due to the way you can discreetly pour more wine anytime. You’ll never have to be sober again! The baggy wine coat also looks way better than a bag
Extra Long Reacher Grabber
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RMS 34 Inch Extra Long Reacher Grabber – Foldable Gripper and Reaching Tool with Rotating Jaw. Get it on Amazon now! Extra Long Reacher Grabber Check out this Extra Long Reacher Grabber because it works great with my SlapTagz invention to help improve safety on the job site! Pick up items from the floor, top shelf, outdoor lawn, trash can,
STEALTH Core Trainer – Core & Full Body Gaming Workout
Mike O'Connor
The STEALTH Core Trainer combines planking with playing games. I feel like it more on the best gifts for athletes list more than best gifts for gamers list. I rather play video games than plank any day. The idea to incorporate videos games into your core workout is an admirable one. I give the makers of the STEALH Core Trainer
The Reverse Coloring Book
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The Reverse Coloring Boo k: The Book Has the Colors, You Draw the Lines! This book makes a great for gift idea for kids because it’s fun and encourages creativity. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . The Reverse Coloring Book™: The Book Has the Colors, You Draw the Lines! Paperback – Coloring
Humorous Anniversary Gift ideas: Great Anniversary Gifts
Mike O'Connor
Need great anniversary gift ideas? Don’t worry! SPN has great anniversary gifts for anyone here. This anniversary gift guide is here to help you show your lover how well you know them and adore them. Anniversary Gift Guide Great Anniversary Gift Ideas Great anniversary gifts, whether you’re dating or married can make that next year a lot better. It
Mini Bonfire – Portable Fire Pit
johnoconnor108
Branded Boards Portable Mini Bonfire Campfire in a can up to 5 Hours of Burn Time Made in USA Reusable for Picnics Parties S’Mores Gifts Bushcraft Camping Survival Emergencies (Large 1-Pack). Buy it on Amazon now! Mini Bonfire – Portable Fire Pit This portable fire pit or mini bonfire is great for camping . It also makes our list of
DIY Vasectomy Kit
Mike O'Connor
This DIY At-Home Self Surgery Vasectomy Kit is a great gag gift that also sends a message that the baby clock has run out of time. The DIY At-Home Self Surgery Vasectomy Kit “Includes*” – [*does not actually include – Prank Gift Box] A free bottle of bourbon! 2 small band-aids, and a magnifying glass. DIY At-Home Self Surgery Vasectomy
Lonely Planet India 19 (Travel Guide)
Adam Keys
Lonely Planet India serves as your guidebook to the most pertinent and current recommendations on where to explore and where to bypass, unveiling the hidden treasures awaiting your discovery. Lonely Planet India 19 (Travel Guide) Paperback – Folded Map, May 31, 2022 Lonely Planet India 19 (Travel Guide) Paperback – Folded Map, May 31, 2022 Embark on a journey through
My Shanghai: Recipes and Stories from a City on the Water
Baily B
My Shanghai: Recipes and Stories from a City on the Water contains many recipes from great Chinese restaurants . It’s a great gift idea for Chinese food fans! Named one of the best cookbooks of 2021 by the New York Times, Epicurious, Business Insider, Bookshop, Timeout, Glamour, and National Post. My Shanghai: Recipes and Stories from a City on the
Prank Hearing Amplifier Ear Trumpet
paulmcabbott
This Prank Hearing Amplifier Ear Trumpet makes a great gift idea for older men and women with a sense of humor. It’s also a good way to kindly let someone know they want to get their hearing checked. Ear Trumpet – Gag Gift Know someone that is losing their hearing, but doesn’t want to get help? This hearing amplifier ear
Good Books To Read – Great Book Reviews & Recommendations
Mike O'Connor
Know of any good books to read? Share your book reviews & recommendations with SPN. Read book reviews and get ideas for what books to read. Join SPN to share your book suggestions in the activity feed or a blog . Read our affiliate marketing disclosure . 3 easy ways to advertise your book on SPN Create an account and
Nike Women’s Free RN Flyknit – Shoes
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Check them out The Nike Women’s Free RN Flyknit is a great shoe for women that love to run. This means it is also a great gift for women that love to run. You just have to know her size and favorite color. You can look in her other shoe for the size and surely
P Is For Pterodactyl: The Worst Alphabet Book Ever – Great Kids Books
Mike O'Connor
Want your kids to be smarter than your nieces and nephews? Get your sibling’s kids “The Worst Alphabet Book Ever Made.” This book is a fun way to teach kids about the “mischievous words” that don’t adhere to the rules of phonetics and spelling. Let’s be honest- the English language doesn’t always make sense. Gnome is a word that shouldn’t
Game of Thrones Clue – Family Board Game
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next I was thinking a on Amazon for $42.83. It’s also good as I thought it would be with 12 suspects and 6 weapons. The board has two sides so you guess who done it in either the Red Keep or Meereen. The 12 Game of Thrones Clue suspects includes Jamie Lannister, Tyrion Lannister, Cersei Lannister, Sansa Stark, Petyr
Jonathan Adler Rocket Decanter Whiskey
Dougie Giroux
The Jonathan Adler Rocket Decanter for whiskey is a great gift idea for the man-cave . Jonathan Adler 22960 Rocket Decanter – Whiskey Rocket Whiskey Decanter Elevate your bar with our retro-inspired black and 16-karat gold luster porcelain decanters. These decanters are embellished with bold suggestions for their contents, transforming even bottom-shelf liquor into an out-of-this-world experience. Equipped with hardworking
The Simple Wild & Wild at Heart Novels Review By Tina Oliver
Tina Oliver
The Simple Wild and Wild at Heart are part of a three-book series that includes a novella between books two and three. This series is beautifully written by K.A. Tucker, who happens to be one of my favorite authors. Calla Fletcher has only known life as a much loved and pampered girl from Toronto. Calla learns her estranged father, Wren,
The Moon Ring
Mike O'Connor
The Moon Ring is a great gift for girlfriends, especially if they love jewelry and you want to figure out hard they can punch. It’s also a great way to make someone laugh a little bit. The Moon Ring makes our list of great gag gifts for women too! It’s funny because the Moon Ring isn’t a ring at all. It’s
Medieval Knight’s Helmet Decanter Set
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The Medieval Knight’s Helmet Decanter Set is a great gift for the man-cave. It’s also a great way to store your favorite whiskey! The original Medieval Knight’s Helmet Decanter Set was a top seller in the 60s so we had one in our house. Maybe it’s the nostalgia, but I had to include this in the gift
Mobile Laptop Desk with Adjustable Tabletop & Footrest
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Anyone that sits at a desk will love this gift idea. Get it on Amazon for $179.99. All Amazon links on this page are affiliate links. You can stand to do your work to stretch your legs and back. The person that took these photos of the Mobile Laptop Desk with Adjustable
Callaway 300 Pro Laser Rangefinder Golf
Mike O'Connor
Check out the Callaway 300 Pro Laser Rangefinder to up your golf game. This laser golf range finder makes a great gift idea for golfers! Callaway 300 Pro Laser Rangefinder, Slope Measurement Golf Laser Range Finder Enjoy a fantastic day on the golf course with this laser golf range finder by your side. This compact device accurately measures slope with
Stop Being the Best-Kept Secret: Manufacturing eCommerce Strategies
Damon Pistulka
Check out Curt Anderson ‘s book Stop Being the Best-Kept Secret: Manufacturing eCommerce Strategies for a roadmap on how to build your manufacturing company online. Curt and I also offer live streaming training sessions to help business owners increase sales and improve visibility. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Stop Being
Space Heaters For Indoor Use
Craig Wasilchak
Check out these Space Heaters for Indoor Use because they’re great for the home and office. 2023 Newest Space Heater with Infrared Human Body Sensor Automatic ON/OFF (2meters). SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more. Space Heaters for Indoor Use,2023 Upgraded PTC Portable Mini Space Heaters with Sensor,Humidifier & 3D Flame Effect,1500W Electric Ceramic Heaters
Boxing Speed Ball
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next This Boxing Speed Ball Training Equipment is a great tool for quickness as well as hand-eye coordination. It’s a super great way to vent your frustration if you’re good at it! If you’re like me then it’s also a great way to get some more frustration. This thing doesn’t do the work
Senior Moments: Ageing Disgracefully
namaste_kristine
Senior Moments: Ageing Disgracefully is a wonderful collection of some of the best of two-time “Henries” winner, Tim Whyatt‘s hilarious imagery. Senior Moments: Ageing Disgracefully. A timelessly funny cartoon collection by Whyatt. Check it on Amazon through the SPN affiliate links to help us keep the site going. Senior Moments: Ageing Disgracefully The initial chuckle an elder woman experiences arises
Thor’s Hammer Meat Tenderizer
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Ever felt like you could really use the Power of Thor to pound your meat? Thor’s Hammer Meat Tenderizer is the solution that you have been looking for! The handle is loosely stylized to resemble the one on Thor’s hammer and it also has the famous inscription: “Whosoever holds this hammer, if they be worthy, shall possess, the
Exfoliating Soap Saver Pouch
johnoconnor108
The Exfoliating Soap Saver Pouch is a great gift for older men that wants to look excellent and get every bit out of every bar of soap. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Exfoliating Soap Saver Pouch The Exfoliating Soap Saver Pouch is a great gift for older men that wants
Lightsaber Chopsticks – Star Wars Gift Ideas
Becky Sharp
These Lightsaber Chopsticks make eating sushi even more fun, because Star Wars stuff makes everything better. It is practially using the force on kids, when you them to try eating some sushi. I had to use Jedi mind tricks to get my kids to try sushi, until I made it fun. These Lightsaber chopsticks make sushi night something the kids
MoonPhase Triple Folding Camp Chair
Mike O'Connor
MoonPhase Triple Folding Camp Chair Buy It Now The MoonPhase Triple Folding Camp Chair is great for the family that is looking to go to the beach or camping. This folding chair is great for camping with friends or family. Each chair has a 300-pound capacity so the loveseat can hold some big people. Its
Helm True Wireless Headphones – Great Gift Ideas
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Helm True Wireless Headphones are small sleek. They also offer exceptional HiFi sound quality, incredible bass, and superb definition. You’ll be able to hear every note clearly and comfortably. The earbuds resemble the eyes of a fly and the tech behind this wireless music device is just as cool. These earbuds were made with music-loving athletes in mind,
Add-A-Lock Portable Door Lock
George Vincent Willis
Check out this Add-A-Lock Portable Door Lock through our affiliate shopping links to help us provide our free services. Join SPN to network and market your products. See why this portable door lock makes our list of office goodies and best car accessories! Addalock the Original Portable Door Lock by Rishon Enterprises Inc Add-A-Lock Portable Door Lock The Add-A-Lock offers more than just a
Top 7 Reasons to buy an Air Purifier in 2023
Andrew Simon
1- Air Purifiers: Do You Need One in Your Home? If you have allergies, asthma, or other respiratory problems, an air purifier can help you breathe easier. But even if you don’t have any health problems, an air purifier can be a good investment. Here are seven reasons to buy an air purifier for your home. 1. Air purifiers remove
SEASUM Women’s High Waist Yoga Pants For Tummy Control
Mike O'Connor
These Women’s High Waist Yoga Pantsare the number two on Amazon best-sellers list at the time of writing. I had to include them into our gifts for women and clothing sections due to crazy amount of positive reviews. Many women, of all shapes and sizes, were so in love with them that they shared videos reviews. Buy these yoga pants as a
How To Submit Products For Review – Build Your Brand
Mike O'Connor
Submit products for review Learn how to submit products for publication in our review sections. We are always glad to check out new products to help spread the word of mouth. Get reviews on SPN to help spread the news about your products. Getting product reviews also help with SEO, branding, and direect sales. Let us know that you want
Cool Stuff To Buy Gift Guides – Great Gifts For Everyone
Mike O'Connor
These gift guides have great gifts and cool stuff to buy for everyone. Check out gifts for him, her, mom, dad, kids, and geeks. Great gift ideas for everyone. Make sure to check out work from home essentials list. Read our Affiliate Marketing Disclosure. SPN can also help you find local places to shop. Check out these cool stuff gift
Power Press Push Up – Complete Push Up Training System
Mike O'Connor
Power Press Push Up Training System…Buy It On Amazon! Check out these other fitness items Perfect Fitness Ab Carver Pro Roller for Core Workouts $32.45 Core Prodigy Python Power Twister – Chest and Arm Builder $37.95 Marcy Wrist and Forearm Developer $19.99 This Power Press Push Up- Complete Push Up Training System in the image below will help you take your
Why Grandparents Should Wear Thongs
Mike O'Connor
Are you looking for really great anniversary gifts for your grandparents? Well, if they have a sense of humor as off as yours appears to be they’ll love “Why Grandparents Should Wear Thongs.” THIS IS JUST A NOTEBOOK WITH FUNNY COVER – THE COVER IS A JOKE! The pages are blank, so don’t expect us to justify your grandparents wearing thongs. This