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Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist

The Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist Note Pad is a clear choice for gifts for women blog. It’s so clearly not something men would need or want around. I’m also pretty sure it’s going to offend someone with the political correctness of today.  However, I find it funny so I had to add it to the SPN shop. 

This notepad looks like any other from a distance, but it probably won’t make the office goodies gift guide. The requests and reasons for why the deed should happen aren’t too dirty. However, this notepad could cause serious issues if given to the wrong person.

If you’re going to give this gift then you probably want to make sure the recipient will like it. It’s a great gift for the wives, anniversaries, girlfriends, and about 90% of the men in the world.

Knock Knock Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist Note Pad, 6 x 9-inches… $8.99 on Amazon.

Some choice entries on the checklist include:

  • It’s raining
  • There’s nothing on TV
  • Because I did the dishes.
  • I’m tired of swiping left.
  • Because we both love cheese.
  • It would upset my mother.
  • Sin is in

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Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist

Knock Knock Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist Note Pad, 6 x 9-inches… $8.99 on Amazon.

Wine Dispensing Purse

This Wine Dispensing Purse can come in handy.

Baggy Winecoat Wine Bag Tote, Black…Buy it on Amazon.

Best Choice Products Mirrored Jewelry Cabinet Armoire

Best Choice Products Mirrored Jewelry Cabinet Armoire w/ Stand Rings, Necklaces, Bracelets – Black…$97.99 on Amazon.

Oversized Hoodie Sweatshirt Blanket

Oversized Hoodie Sweatshirt Blanket…Buy it on Amazon!

GoGirl Female Urination Funnel Device

Female Urination Funnel
GoGirl Female Urination Device + Germ Resistant Portable Urinals for Women, Camping, Hiking, Outdoor Activities. Buy it on Amazon!

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Bathtub Wine Glass Holder

Bathtub Wine Glass Holder
Bathtub Wine Glass Holder..Buy it on Amazon!

F*ck Off Sleeping Mask

F*ck Off Sleeping Mask
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Hand Shocking Lie Detector Game

Hand Shocking Lie Detector
Hand Shocking Lie Detector Game…buy it on Amazon!

Thanos Face Bikini

Thanos Women's Sexy Bikini Creative Swimsuit Beach Summer Bathing Suit Black
Thanos Women’s Sexy Bikini Creative Swimsuit Beach Summer Bathing Suit Black…buy it on Amazon!

Kicko 3-Inch Air Horn

3-Inch Air Horn
Horn Air Hooter, 12 Pack of Blow Horn, Sports Event, Pranking, Ideas, Boat, Train or Cars Signal, Fire Alarm, Traffic Signal. This 3-inch air horn is also great for personal protection due to its size and loud sounds. Buy it on Amazon!

High-Quality Towels

Luxury Bamboo Towel Set
Images You Should Not Masturbate To, White, 2 Bath Towels Sheets 35X70 2 Hand Towels 16X30 4 Face Washcloths 13X13, Clearance Prime Turkish Shower Towel Sheets Sets, Quick Dry…buy it on Amazon!

 

Kalamera 15 Inch Wine Cooler Refrigerator

Kalamera 15 Inch Wine Cooler Refrigerator
Kalamera 15 Inch Wine Cooler Refrigerator 30 Bottle with Stainless Steel & Double-Layer Tempered Glass Door and Temperature Memory Function Built-in or Freestanding Mini Fridge. Buy it on Amazon!

Vector Mini Personal Robot

Vector Robot by Anki
Vector Robot by Anki with Alexa built-in…buy it on Amazon!

Kotatsu Japanese Table With Heater

YAMAZEN ESK-751(B) Casual Kotatsu Japanese Heated Table 75x75 cm Black
YAMAZEN ESK-751(B) Casual Kotatsu Japanese Heated Table 75×75 cm Black. Buy it on Amazon!

Passive Aggressive Notes

Knock Knock Passive Aggressive Nifty Note
Knock Knock Passive Aggressive Nifty Note…buy it on Amazon!

Color Changing Light Panels

Color changing led lights…buy it on Amazon!

Segway Roller Skates

Segway Drift W1 e Roller Skates, e-Skate Electric Hovershoes, Ninebot Rollerblades Men Mens Women Boys Girls Segway Drift W1 e Roller Skates…buy it on Amazon!

Pizza Oven Grill

KettlePizza Basic Pizza Oven Kit for 18.5 and 22.5 Inch Weber-style Kettle Grills
KettlePizza Basic Pizza Oven Kit for 18.5 and 22.5 Inch Weber-style Kettle Grills. Buy it on Amazon!

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Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist

Knock Knock Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist Note Pad, 6 x 9-inches… Buy it on Amazon.

Zombie Vampire Blood Armblade Sword

BloodRayne Armblade Sword
Zombie Vampire Blood Armblade Sword.Bloodrayne Agent Vampire Armblade Sword
Overall Length: 27 Inches
Blade Length: 14 Inches
Includes: Free Nylon Sheath, Handle, Hardware. Stainless Steel. Buy it on Amazon!

Silk Suit Pajamas

Silk suit pajamas for cool guys
ZBoss Inc The Official Men’s Legendary Suitjamas (Silk Suit Pajamas). Bust these bad boys out on your next Zoom call. People will take you more seriously and you may even get a raise. Buy some on Amazon!

AR-15 Rifle Whiskey Decanter

AR-15 Rifle Whiskey Decanter
Gun Large Decanter Set Bullet Glasses – Limited Edition Elegant Rifle Gun Whiskey Decanter 22.5 1000ml With 4 Bullet Whiskey Glasses and Mohogany Wooden Base By The Wine Savant…buy it on Amazon!

Animatronic Baby Yoda

Baby Yoda Animated Toy
Star Wars The Child Animatronic Edition “AKA Baby Yoda” with Over 25 Sound and Motion Combinations, The Mandalorian Toy for Kids Ages 4 and Up! Buy it on Amazon!

 World’s Strongest Coffee

Death Wish Organic Coffee
World’s Strongest Coffee – Death Wish Organic USDA Certified Whole Bean Coffee…buy it on Amazon!

Tactical Coffee Mug

Battle Mug Combat Cup, Black CC001
Get ready for battle or a day at the office with this Tactical Coffee Mug! Battle Mug Combat Cup, Black CC001…buy it on Amazon!

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 Leatherman Tread Bracelet

Leatherman Tread Bracelet
LEATHERMAN – Tread Bracelet, The Original Travel-Friendly Wearable Multitool, Stainless Steel…Buy it on Amazon.

Sobro Cooler Coffee Table

Sobro Cooler Coffee Table with Refrigerator Drawer Bluetooth Speakers, LED Lights, and USB Charging Ports …buy it on Amazon!

GuruNanda Contactless Infrared Forehead Thermometer

GuruNanda Contactless Infrared Forehead Thermometer
GuruNanda Contactless Infrared Forehead Thermometer…buy it on Amazon!

Tiger King Carole Baskin Doormat

All Are Welcome- Except For That Bitch, Carole Baskin Doormat
All Are Welcome- Except For That Bitch, Carole Baskin Doormat. Buy it on Amazon!

SteriShoe UV Shoe Sanitizer

UV Shoe Sanitizer
The SteriShoe UV Shoe Sanitizer is great for all sorts of reasons! Kill the odor-producing bacteria, fungus, virus, and whatever else may be growing up in there. Buy it on Amazon!

 GO:LIVECAST Live

Roland GO:LIVECAST Live Streaming Studio for Smartphones
Roland GO:LIVECAST Live Streaming Studio for Smartphones…buy it on Amazon!

Official Workaholics Bear Coat

I would wear this coat and I wasn’t even a big fan of the show. Get the official Workaholics Bear Coat… Buy it on Amazon!

Pocket Shot PRO Arrow Slingshot

The Pocket Shot PRO Arrow Pouch-Buy it on Amazon!

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SUPERRIDE Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle

SUPERRIDE Self Balancing Electric Unicycle S1000 – One Wheel Electric Scooter with Single Fat Tire & 1000W Motor
SUPERRIDE Self Balancing Electric Unicycle S1000 – One Wheel Electric Scooter with Single Fat Tire & 1000W Motor. Buy it on Amazon!

Beer Briefcase

Beer Briefcase
Check out the best Beer Briefcase on the market today! Buy the Beercase on Amazon!

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SKLZ Gold Flex Golf Training Aid

SKLZ Gold Flex Golf Training Aid…Buy it on Amazon!

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Saki Automatic Pot Stirrer

SAKI Automatic Pot Mixer Auto-Stirrer for Cooking
SAKI Automatic Pot Mixer Auto-Stirrer for Cooking. $57.78 on Amazon.

Segway Ninebot Electric GoKart Kit

Segway Ninebot Electric GoKart Kit…buy it on Amazon!

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