First day as a pilot
Tower: “What are your coordinates?”
Pilot: “I’m near a cloud that looks like a lion.”
Tower: “Can you be more specific?”
Which is the right way? I cannot decide.
Sad occasion, great song
If I link music videos here, do I have to pay attention to something regarding age rating or something?
I don\’t know how tolerant you are. Or can I read rules somewhere here?
For today I have this one.
Son: Daddy, may I go to a 50 Cent concert?
Dad: Sure, here\’s a dollar. Take your brother with you!
Customs officer leans over to the car window and asks, \”Alcohol, cigarettes?\”
Driver: \”No thanks, two coffees please!\”
Have you ever realized When it rains, little people get wet later.
The service in Cologne Cathedral is over. The church is empty and the priest cleans up the altar.
A tall, slim blonde in a leopard coat on high heels enters the church and walks to the altar. She opens the cloak and reveals a flawless body.
The priest starts sweating, turns to the crucifix and asks: \”Jesus, what am I supposed to do?\”
Jesus answers: \”Pull out my nails, that\’s a matter for the boss.\”
My favorite \”Doppelkreuzmarkierung\” or hashtag, as you call it, in our corporate network is #welikelaughing. Do they exist here too?
Hello folks, time for some German lessons :-D
I haven\’t been here in a long time.
There are two big problems in this world:
1. coffee gets cold on its own.
2. beer does not.
\”…an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth…\”
If in a village the internet breaks down for a weekend :-)
I don\’t know what he\’s smiling at. ;-)
Now I\’m curious if the link works as I think.
I have another good tip for job interviews. If you are asked when was the last time you drank alcohol – NEVER look at your watch!
Hi @bettykempa, the comparison with the square peg and the round hole is fantastic. May I quote you on occasion?
So dear vegan,
Look into the sad eyes of this tomato.
For Mondays we have a special office sign. ;-)
Have a nice start of the week to all of you.
Yeah, times are hard.
But the cat exaggerates.
@susanmfg Thanks for the explanation :-) I\’ll ask again on occasion.
What happens when you replace chicken with bacon? :-)
Hi, Susan. I know what an a-hole is. But what does \”smarmy\” mean? Can you explain that so that I understand it too?
I love this version, like many others.
That\’s the taste of summer!