First day as a pilot
Tower: “What are your coordinates?”
Pilot: “I’m near a cloud that looks like a lion.”
Tower: “Can you be more specific?”
Son: Daddy, may I go to a 50 Cent concert?
Dad: Sure, here\’s a dollar. Take your brother with you!
A nice start to the week to all of you who like humour.
Customs officer leans over to the car window and asks, \”Alcohol, cigarettes?\”
Driver: \”No thanks, two coffees please!\”
Have you ever realized When it rains, little people get wet later.
The service in Cologne Cathedral is over. The church is empty and the priest cleans up the altar.
A tall, slim blonde in a leopard coat on high heels enters the church and walks to the altar. She opens the cloak and reveals a flawless body.
The priest starts sweating, turns to the crucifix and asks: \”Jesus, what am I supposed to do?\”
Jesus answers: \”Pull out my nails, that\’s a matter for the boss.\”
If I link music videos here, do I have to pay attention to something regarding age rating or something?
I don\’t know how tolerant you are. Or can I read rules somewhere here?
For today I have this one.
Now I\’m curious if the link works as I think.
I love this version, like many others.
It\’s \”W\” today. :-) MiDoFr