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Images You Should Not Masturbate To

I don’t have any kids, but I have a lot of nieces and nephews that are growing up, so I got a few copies of “Images You Should Not Masturbate To.” Hey, I am already known as “Uncle Creepy” and I want to help them avoid embarrassing situations. Trust me, some of those memories will stick with you forever.

On a serious note, you may not want to keep this book on your coffee table all the time, but it is a great gag gift for teens. It’s also a great gag gift for white elephant parties or anyone with a sense of humor.

Read the reviews on Amazon, so you know what you’re getting. The cover of the book and the title are a large part of the gag. The pictures and stuff inside the book aren’t super high-quality.

The authors, Graham Johnson and Rob Hibbert, describe the book as “better than a cold shower and a lot funnier.” Apparently, there are also a lot of people that agree with them because it a best-seller.

There are many ways for someone to have fun with this book. It could also get you in a lot of trouble if you share it with the wrong people at the wrong time, which would be funny as hell too! It just might take people a while before they can laugh about it, but court supervision only lasts so long.

This is also makes our list of great gift ideas for the mancave for many reasons, we dive into too much.

The pages have a lot dumb images that no in their right mind would actually masturbate to. I have to admit there were a few that I kind of liked. Who doesn’t like a guy with a dad bod in tighty-whiteys standing in the woods with while wearing rabbit head?

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