Yea, I need a day today.
Some of these are insane…
Do you think that she #DidItForTheLikes?
Just hold the duck for the photo…
They shouldn’t have done it…
This made me laugh entirely too much…
We know why he did it…
Illusion On The Nile
Bezes, Pretty sure that’s not what the bailiff meant
Oh, um, sorry, but have you seen the hottie I\’m hooking up with?
Yes, Bezes. We’ve all seen her
Order in the court. Kenzie, call your first witness
I call Gymbo the Clown
Do you swear
Damn right I’m gonna swear. I’m unemployed due to that son of a
Gymbo, think of the children
Screw the children. I’m gonna kill that bas
I call Geoffrey the Giraffe
What is that smell
That would be me, your honor. I’m Geoffrey the Dumpster Diving Giraffe thanks to that pri
Kenzie, I fail to see how these witnesses equal irreconcilable differences
Don’t you see, your honor? My husband isn’t divorcing me. He’s firing me, just like the rest of the world
Yes, he’s treating me like an, an, an employee
Bezes, call your first witness
I call my good friend, Muskie
Bezes is a fine upstanding
Excuse me, didn’t you just lay off 7000 employees
They had it coming
Quiet down, Musk
We don’t gotta front no more Bezes. We’ll be living the high life on Mars before you know it
You don\’t mean
That\’s right. Space XXX is ready to roll
Great, Blue Orgasm is right behind you
Let\’s smoke this joint
Yeah, then we\’ll leave
Mom: why are you home from the date so early?
Me: it was just dinner.
Mom: So you struck out?
*mental note- have camera rolling at all times
Anyone that knows me knows how much I love Mr. Rodgers and telling someone to take their bullshit somewhere else. lol
Happy Easter, everyone!!🐇🐣☀