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Electric Tire Pressure Gauge
George Vincent Willis
Electric Tire Pressure Gauge It’s 2023, there’s no need for you to be using the same tire electric pressure gauge dad did when he first showed you how to take the number. This electric tire pressure gauge gives you an accurate read of PSI in just one try and thanks to its built-in flashlight, is easy to use at night.
Kicko 3-Inch Air Horn – Small Emergency Horn
Mike O'Connor
The Kicko 3-inch air horn makes our list of great gifts for women. It’s also a great gift idea for kids and teens due to it being a very loud whistle. This little air horn is great for sporting events, pulling pranks, and potentially saving lives. The Kicko 3-inch air horn is very loud and easy to use so it is
You Are A Badass Book
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT There is a reason why “You Are a Badass: How to Stop Doubting Your Greatness and Start Living an Awesome Life” is a serious bestseller! Life is too short to be unhappy so grab a copy if you’re looking for a different perspective! Jen Sincero shares some inspiring stories and great advice so you can become the
Trope Chicago
John O'Connor
Check out Trope Chicago on Amazon to see some of the most unique and beautiful images of one of the Windy City! 27 diverse photograhers capture amazing photos! Trope Chicago Hardcover – Illustrated, October 1, 2018 Trope Chicago The first book in Trope Publishing Co.’s City Edition series gives a cool new take on Chicago . It’s packed with 206
The Coolest Cooler – Perfect Cooler For Beach Or Camping
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next If you don’t think this is the Coolest Cooler than I’m not sure we can be friends. You can buy it on Amazon for $399.99. This thing is really cool and it also holds the record for the most-funded Kickstarter campaign of all time. It was able to rack up an incredible $13,285,226 in backer pledges. Yea, you
Conscious Creativity: Look, Connect, Create
Lisa Jiménez
Get a copy of Conscious Creativity: Look, Connect, Create on Amazon now! SPN is reader sponsored, read our affiliate marketing disclosure for more information. Conscious Creativity: Look, Connect, Create “Full of tips and tricks on how to look at the world with a curious eye, it’s a brilliant way to breathe creativity (back) into our lives.” – Flow magazine “Crammed
GuruNanda Contactless Infrared Forehead Thermometer
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT #SPN is an Amazon affiliate. I’m digging the GuruNanda Thermometer because it makes easier to be safe in the home & office. The days of sticking mercury have been a long time. Now, you can also take someone’s temp without even touching them. I’m so thankful that I don’t need the old touch, hold, check, and repeat options.
The Scout Hunting Slingshot – Outdoors
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The Scout Hunting Slingshot is fun for everyone. You don’t have to be a hunter or be a big fan of the outdoors to enjoy shooting this slingshot. This American-made slingshot features a sturdy polycarbonate construction frame so it’s built to last! It also has an asymmetrical palmswell for people with large or small hands. This slingshot
Hand Shocking Lie Detector Game
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The Hand Shocking Lie Detector Game means you don’t have to interrogate your significant other anymore. There is no need to go through their phone or Facebook anymore because you can just strap them to this lie detector! The truth will set you free and a lie will light you up! This game works by strapping the
Kalamera 15 Inch Wine Cooler Refrigerator
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT I have been seeing more wine coolers in people’s kitchens lately. It’s probably got something to do with models like Kalamera 15 Inch Wine Cooler Refrigerator being more practical, affordable, stylish, and durable than ever. These things are a great gift idea for a man cave or she-shed. This 15 Inch Wine Cooler was also an easy
Dog Car Seat Hammock with Zipline
Lorena Lewis
Do you have an active dog who won’t stay in the backseat while you’re driving? Check out this Dog Car Seat Hammock with Zipline on Amazon now! Pet Adventure’s 3 in 1 Dog Car Seat Cover with Mesh Window, Waterproof Hammock Style Nonslip Scratch-Proof Adjustable Auto Zipline and Seatbelts. Buy this Dog Car Seat Hammock with Zipline on Amazon now! Dog
Gifts For Athletes – Great Gift Ideas For Athletes
Mike O'Connor
If you know some famous athletes they are probably making millions of dollars so they don’t you to buy them gifts. Therefore, they should be buying you some gifts and you may want to share this gift guide with them. You should also share our cool stuff gift guides complete list. However, most of us “athletes” aren’t as athletic as we were in
Human Skull Fireplace Logs
Mike O'Connor
There are few things that will make your guest warm and fuzzy like these Human Skull Fireplace Logs. They also made by the same stuff Nasa uses to make their shuttles so they withstand the heat. Each skull is durable and about 9.5 pounds so they won’t blow away or break on you. You’ll have the coolest outdoor firepit in
Estwing Machete with Saw-Back Blade
Mike O'Connor
The Estwing Machete with saw-back blade is great tool to have when in the great outdoors. It’s also a great gift for men as it would be welcome in any man-cave. You can use this machete for everything from cleaning up the yard to clearing out a campsite or gathering wood for your camping stove. Make sure to also read
Lightsaber Chopsticks – Star Wars Gift Ideas
Becky Sharp
These Lightsaber Chopsticks make eating sushi even more fun, because Star Wars stuff makes everything better. It is practially using the force on kids, when you them to try eating some sushi. I had to use Jedi mind tricks to get my kids to try sushi, until I made it fun. These Lightsaber chopsticks make sushi night something the kids
Work From Home Essentials
Mike O'Connor
If you are going to work from home, you need these work from home essentials to keep your productivity high. You will probably also want to keep your sanity. Some will say that working from home is a blessing. Having the ability to work from home is a blessing because you have more freedom. You don’t have to deal with
Octane Turbo XL700 Triple Recliner
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The Octane Turbo XL700 is a perfect gift for any man cave, but it’s also a great gift for women too. This is some quality furniture for $1,947.00 on Amazon so make sure you like whoever you’re buying it for. The Octane Seating Turbo XL700 Triple Recliner sure does take “Netflix & Chill” to a new level.
SEASUM Women’s High Waist Yoga Pants For Tummy Control
Mike O'Connor
These Women’s High Waist Yoga Pantsare the number two on Amazon best-sellers list at the time of writing. I had to include them into our gifts for women and clothing sections due to crazy amount of positive reviews. Many women, of all shapes and sizes, were so in love with them that they shared videos reviews. Buy these yoga pants as a
Christmas Gifts – Get The Best Christmas Gift Ideas
Mike O'Connor
Finding Christmas gifts for people can be hard, so this guide is here to help you get Christmas gift ideas for people of all ages. You can also submit Christmas gift ideas with us here. Christmas gifts are not always easy to settle on, because they are taken so many different ways. Therefore, finding the right Christmas gifts to buy
If You Can Read This Bring Me Some Wine Socks
Mike O'Connor
CHECK THEM OUT The Women’s Novelty Socks – “If You Can Read This, Bring Me Some” (Wine, Chocolate, Coffee) Novelty Socks are a bestseller. They’re also hilarious, which is why they make our best gifts for women list! 8 out of 10 women polled for this blog approved of these socks as anniversary
Murphy Style Dog Bed – Gift For Pet Owners
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT A Murphy Style Dog Bed has to make the list of best gifts for pet owners! It’s absolutely perfect for people that love their pets as much as they love being able to have a clean looking living area. The ecoFLEX Murphy Style Dog Bed folds down out of a decorative cabinet. The cabinet comes in Espresso
100 Cars That Changed the World
George Vincent Willis
Check out the book, 100 Cars That Changed the World: The Designs, Engines, and Technologies That Drive Our Imaginations. This book makes my list of great gifts for men or women that likes cars. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more. 100 Cars That Changed the World: The Designs, Engines, and Technologies That Drive Our
Color Changing Light Panels – Home & Office
Mike O'Connor
These Color Changing Light Panels are Google Assistant, IFTTT, and Amazon Alexa Compatible so you can program them. They are also a really cool way to light up your home or office in many ways. Transform your office or living area on command simply by installing these color-changing LED light panels.
Nordic Ware Oven Safe Nonstick Baking & Cooling Grid
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Do you love to eat bacon and good chicken, but also feel the need to cut the grease and hassle? These Nordic Ware baking and cooling grids are great! You’ll most likely love them as much as I do. You simply put the bacon or breaded chicken in the oven let the heat do
Dreamfarm Flegg Egg Flipper Ring
Dougie Giroux
If you’re like me, you like sunnyside-up eggs, but aren’t great at making them, so it’s a pleasure to introduce you to the Dreamfarm Flegg Egg Flipper Ring . This makes a great gift idea for cooks and should be in every kitchen. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Dreamfarm Flegg
Bedsure Orthopedic Dog Bed for Medium Dogs
Krisi Miller
The Bedsure Orthopedic Dog Bed for Medium Dogs is perfect for my little buddy. Thousands of people have bought it with mostly positive reviews and I agree with them. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Bedsure Orthopedic Dog Bed for Medium Dogs – Waterproof Dog Sofa Beds Medium, Supportive Foam Pet
Nintendo Switch Dock Projectors Are Great For Movies Too
Mike O'Connor
Previous image Next image Nintendo Switch Dock Projectors make great gift ideas for kids and gamers of all ages. Check out dock projectors as well as other Nintendo Switch and more accessories below. Watch video reviews and get more info here. Make sure to also read our affiliate marketing disclosure . The “AAXA S1 Mini Nintendo Switch Dock Projector” is
GameStop Gift Card
Mike O'Connor
The GameStop Gift Card option is always an awesome and safe bet, when you have to buy gifts for gamers. It ranks even better as gifts for kids and teens that like to play video games. These gift cards are redeemable at US GameStop, EB Games, Babbage’s, Electronic Boutique, EBX, Planet X, and Software Etc. stores. There are over 6,100 of
SUPERRIDE Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Check out the “SUPERRIDE Self Balancing Electric Unicycle S1000 – One Wheel Electric Scooter with Single Fat Tire & 1000W Motor” on Amazon for more details and ordering. The SUPERRIDE Self Balancing Electric Unicycle S1000, an electric unicycle that can be charged in less than an hour, can reach speeds of up to 20 miles per hour. SUPERRIDE
Aquatic Art By Stoltz Design Of Chicagoland – Support Great Art
Mike O'Connor
Check out the aquatic art by Stoltz design on Amazon, so you can see their complete art catalog. Stoltz Design specializes in the unique deepsea diver and nautical theme style prints. They love old diver helmets, odd things, and vintage aquatic. They always seem to find the best oddities and curiosities for their aquatic artwork. Their art can inspire anyone
Sobro Cooler Coffee Table – Office & Man-cave Furniture
Mike O'Connor
Sobro Coffee Table with Refrigerator Drawer Bluetooth Speakers The Sobro coffee table is the ultimate entertainment hub for your living room. It features a built-in refrigerator drawer to keep drinks and snacks chilled, along with Bluetooth speakers for streaming music. Built-in charging ports keep your devices powered up, while LED lights add ambiance to the room. A sleek touch panel
Veg Grow Tent 2 By 4 – Are Grow Tents Worth It?
Dougie Giroux
PreviousNext Are grow tents worth it? My jaw hit the floor when my buddy asked about it. Don’t get me wrong, you can get some great smoke from local weed dispensaries. However, I love growing my own marijuana when I am able to do so. I told my buddy to get over
Ollie Olson the Ostracized Ostrich By Kristin Kott
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT Connect with the “Queen of Wipes,” Kristin Olson-Kott on SPN! Kristin Olson-Kott wrote, “Ollie Olson the Ostracized Ostrich” for kids! I made a deal with her that I would buy the book if she decided to create an account on SPN. Little did I know that I would enjoy a kid’s book so much! I
Midwest Medicinal Plants: Identify, Harvest, and Use 109 Wild Herbs for Health and Wellness (Medicinal Plants Series)
Krisi Miller
Midwest Medicinal Plants: Identify, Harvest, and Use 109 Wild Herbs for Health and Wellness (Medicinal Plants Series) makes my list of good books to read . “This comprehensive, accessible, full-color guide includes plant profiles, step-by-step instructions for essential herbal remedies and seasonal foraging tips.” —Natural Awakenings Chicago Midwest Medicinal Plants: Identify, Harvest, and Use 109 Wild Herbs for Health and
Mobile Alarm Clock – Gift Ideas For Her
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next This mobile alarm clock is so perfect for anyone that has trouble waking up in the morning. It is a perfect alarm clock because it’s on wheels! This thing starts moving as soon as the alarm goes off so you have to get up to turn it off. It will drive all over
Crock-Pot Lunch Crock Food Warmer – Great Gift Ideas
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Crock-Pot 24-Ounce Lunch Crock Food Warmer, Deluxe Edition, Red…$34.99 on Amazon Everyone knows that Crock-Pot is the master of slow cooking. Now, Crock-Pot is also teaching us how to improve the taste of your lunches with slow warming. The Lunch Crock is made for the people on the go, so it has a cordless travel
Kitchen & Cooking Gift Ideas: Great Gifts For Cooks
Mike O'Connor
There are a lot of cooks and grilling masters in SPN, so we made this list of kitchen & cooking gifts. Read our affiliate marketing disclosure so you understand why we list some of our favorite products here. When people buy things through our gift guides, they’re help SPN provide all the free services that we do. Therefore, we hope
Scaling Up: How a Few Companies Make It…
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT A friend, Craig Wasilchak with Crushing B2B, gave me a copy of “Scaling Up: How a Few Companies Make It…and Why the Rest Don’t” to read as I work on my business. It was a great gift and a fantastic book! There is a ton of information in the book that will help any business owner looking
Tiger King Carole Baskin Doormat
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Get the Tiger King Carole Baskin Doormat so people know you’re friendly, but don’t condone murder. We all know what she did because it happened. She fed him to the gators so you know they are snacking. lol Calling all Tiger King Fans! SPECS: Material: Coir with rubber backing (to help keep the mat from sliding) Size: 30” (L)
M48 Kommando Tactical Hiking Staff & Survival Axe
Mike O'Connor
The M48 Kommando Tactical Hiking Staff & Survival Axe may not seem like a good idea to sum, but it’s a must-have if I’m going hiking. This thing is 37″ so it’s more of a cane than a staff. Its axe blade is made of cast stainless steal. The head of the axe is also attached to the handle that is 30%
The Ultimate LinkedIn Sales Guide – Book
Damon Pistulka
The Ultimate LinkedIn Sales Guide: How to Use Digital and Social Selling to Turn LinkedIn into a Lead, Sales and Revenue Generating Machine written by Daniel Disney . Check out this book and other book reviews on SPN. Join the LinkedIn Networking Group to network with fellow SPN members on SPN! Follow me on LinkedIn here: Damon Pistulka! The Ultimate
Cool Stuff To Buy Gift Guides – Great Gifts For Everyone
Mike O'Connor
These gift guides have great gifts and cool stuff to buy for everyone. Check out gifts for him, her, mom, dad, kids, and geeks. Great gift ideas for everyone. Make sure to check out work from home essentials list. Read our Affiliate Marketing Disclosure. SPN can also help you find local places to shop. Check out these cool stuff gift
500 Social Media Marketing Tips (Book Review)
Craig Wasilchak
Use these 500 Social Media Marketing Tips to improve your results on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, LinkedIn, YouTube, Snapchat, and other networks! This book has a lot of great ideas for business strategy and internet marketing. 500 Social Media Marketing Tips: Essential Advice, Hints and Strategy for Business: Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, Pinterest, LinkedIn, YouTube, Snapchat, and More! 500 Social Media
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Mike O'Connor
I don’t have any kids, but I have a lot of nieces and nephews that are growing up, so I got a few copies of “Images You Should Not Masturbate To.” Hey, I am already known as “Uncle Creepy” and I want to help them avoid embarrassing situations. Trust me, some of those memories will stick with you forever. On
Willit Women’s Athletic Shorts For Hiking Or Yoga
Deb Mattison
These Willit Women’s Athletic Shorts are perfect for a active lifestyle whether you’re into hiking or yoga. Get a pair for the female fitness freak in your life. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Willit Women’s Shorts Hiking athletic Shorts Yoga Lounge Active Workout Running Shorts Comfy Casual with Pockets 2.5″
AC Infinity AIRTAP HVAC Register Booster Fan
paulmcabbott
The AC Infinity AIRTAP HVAC Register Booster Fan is on my list of great gifts for men this year. Use this fan to regulate air flow from your HVAV system. This is also a great gift idea for anyone that tends to be a be a little hotter or colder than everyone else in the house. You just plug it
Man Cave Gift Ideas – Great Gifts For The Man Cave
Mike O'Connor
Get man cave gift ideas that people will love here. There are a lot of great gifts for the man cave in this gift guide. Man cave gifts can improve the looks of the place too. Our cool stuff gift guide sales help us provide free our free services. Thank you for your support and read our affiliate marketing disclosure
Sisyphus Table Kinetic Art
Craig Wasilchak
Sisyphus Table Kinetic Art Sisyphus Table Kinetic Art Sisyphus Table Kinetic Art Establish a serene and tranquil atmosphere within your living space with the aid of this mesmerizing Sisyphus kinetic art table. Crafted in a range of hardwood and veneer finishes, it offers a selection of no less than 25 unique pre-programmed patterns, all conveniently accessible through a dedicated mobile
I Love My Amazon Fire TV Stick
Craig Wasilchak
I love my Amazon Fire TV Stick , so I know it makes great gift ideas for dads and gifts for older men everywhere. You can take your Amazon Fire Stick anywhere. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Amazon Fire TV Stick (newest model) HD, sharp picture quality, fast streaming, free
Thor’s Hammer Meat Tenderizer
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Ever felt like you could really use the Power of Thor to pound your meat? Thor’s Hammer Meat Tenderizer is the solution that you have been looking for! The handle is loosely stylized to resemble the one on Thor’s hammer and it also has the famous inscription: “Whosoever holds this hammer, if they be worthy, shall possess, the
Animatronic Baby Yoda – Star Wars Toys
Mike O'Connor
This Animatronic Baby Yoda toy is a gift for Star Wars nerds of all ages. Your little Star Wars fan’s heart will melt as soon as they see baby Yoda come to life. This little electronic baby Yoda is very cute. It also has 25 different sound and motion combinations. You just have to
Pathway to Profits: SPN Book Review
Mike O'Connor
This book review on “Pathway to Profits: A Mr. Biz Guide to Running Your Business Like a Boss” is the second one that I’ve done for a book by Ken “Mr. Biz” Wentworth. You can also read the review on his first book, “How to Be a Cash Flow Pro: A Mr. Biz Guide to Crushing Business Owner Insomnia.” Pathway
Pack Pal Tinder Maker with Fire Starter
Mike O'Connor
The Pack Pal Tinder Maker with Fire Starter makes our list of the best camping gear. This might even be my one item if I were to try that Naked and Afraid tv show. Anyone that knows anything about being in the outdoors knows it’s very important to be able to start a fire. The last thing you want is
Fashion Gift Ideas – Great Gifts For Fashion Lovers
Mike O'Connor
Your Fashionable friends may not appreciate these fashion gift ideas and other wearables unless they have a sense of humor. SPN is here to help you find the perfect gift for the fashion lovers you kind of like. These fashion gift ideas are definitely in fashion if you also happen to like our Gifts for Geeks page. Those nerds will
Han Solo Ice Cube Tray
John O'Connor
This Han Solo Ice Cube Tray makes a great gift idea for fans that like Star Wars collectibles . Ideal for ice, chocolate, jello, or other suitable liquids. Star Wars: Han Solo in Carbonite Silicone Ice Tray / Chocolate Mold/ Single Tray Star Wars: Han Solo in Carbonite Ice Tray Introducing a Japanese import from Kotobukiya, adding another exciting and
Remote Control Millennium Falcon – Star Wars Toy
Mike O'Connor
This Flying Millenium Falcon may just be a toy, but Star Wars fans of all ages will feel like Han Solo playing with it. What Star Wars fan hasn’t wanted to fly the Millenium Falcon? I know that I certainly have. There is a good chance that I would fly away forever right now if I was given the option
Shiatsu Neck and Back Massager
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Shiatsu Neck and Back Massager by NekTek is a great gift idea for anyone. It will bust up your knots right in your home. This device really works as a Shiatsu neck and back massager. It is great for the home & office. In fact, it is on
Home And Office Gift Ideas For Awesome People
Mike O'Connor
Search these home and office gift ideas, so you can find the perfect gift for coworkers, family, and friends. These home and office gifts ideas are awesome, so people will love you for buying them. You will also be helping good causes while spending the same money. It doesn’t cost anything extra to shop through SPN, so come back before
Wearable Snow Sled Legs
Mike O'Connor
Take sledding to the next level of fun by hitting the slopes with sled legs. You will be able to hit the slopes running…literally running at top speed. What could go wrong? I know that I’m buying some next year for Christmas gifts. I’m going to tell the kids to simply take a few running steps and slide down the
How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety
Mike O'Connor
My review on How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives. I have to be honest, this novelty book was definitely an impulse buy for me. Watching The Bourne Identity was boring, so I got the audible version of this book, while looking for geeky gift ideas.