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Zombie Vampire Blood Armblade Sword
Mike O'Connor
Zombie Vampire Blood Armblade Sword.Bloodrayne Agent Vampire Armblade Sword Overall Length: 27 Inches Blade Length: 14 Inches Includes: Free Nylon Sheath, Handle, Hardware. Stainless Steel. Buy it on Amazon! This Zombie Vampire Blood Armblade Sword is not a toy. It is however based on the arm blade from the movie BloodRayne. The character Rayne is the main protagonist of the
Shoes: Great Gift Ideas For Shoe Lovers & People With Feet
Mike O'Connor
Shoes for everyone Shoes are something that most of us wear everyday, so they’re important. Therefore, we had to collect a wide array of shoes for everyone from shoe lovers to people that just like their feet. Are you a shoe lover? Or do you just enjoy your feet and want them to be happy, healthy, and pretty? Have no
Kurgo No-Spill Travel Dog Water Bowl
Mike O'Connor
Buy It Now The Kurgo No Spill Dog Travel Bowl makes our list of best gifts for pet lovers pretty easily. It also makes a pretty good for people that like to keep their car clean. A dog water bowl that doesn’t spill during travel is a great idea! I’m sure many people have tried but none have been able
Gorilla Bow Portable Home Gym – Great Gift Idea
Mike O'Connor
The Gorilla Bow Portable Home Gym provides a great workout due to the muscle-building resistance bands. The Gorilla Bow has an adjustable-weight system so it’s great for any fitness level. This piece of exercise equipment is perfect for any archer in training, but it’s also great for anyone looking for a complete workout. You can use the Gorilla Bow to
Lifespan Fitness Ampera Office Bike
Damon Pistulka
Check out the Lifespan Fitness Ampera Office Bike ! This power generating desk bike is made with eco-friendly and sustainable HIPS materials, 65W USB-C Port / 15W Wireless Charging makes the list of great gifts for athletes and fitness nuts . ifespan Fitness Ampera Office Bike, Power Generating Desk Bike with Eco-Friendly and Sustainable HIPS Materials, 65W USB-C Port /
Hand Shocking Lie Detector Game
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The Hand Shocking Lie Detector Game means you don’t have to interrogate your significant other anymore. There is no need to go through their phone or Facebook anymore because you can just strap them to this lie detector! The truth will set you free and a lie will light you up! This game works by strapping the
STEALTH Core Trainer – Core & Full Body Gaming Workout
Mike O'Connor
The STEALTH Core Trainer combines planking with playing games. I feel like it more on the best gifts for athletes list more than best gifts for gamers list. I rather play video games than plank any day. The idea to incorporate videos games into your core workout is an admirable one. I give the makers of the STEALH Core Trainer
BBQ Aprons For Men- BBQ Timer Apron
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT Let us keep it real here because you and I know both know the food taste better with the cook had a couple of beers. This apron is great for grilling fanatics and beer lovers so bribe the cook. Make sure your food tastes good and you get it first by bribing the cook with a quality
Oversized Hoodie Sweatshirt Blanket
Mike O'Connor
https://serviceprofessionalsnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Oversized-Hoodie-Blanker.mp4 Previous Next CHECK IT OUT The Catalonia Oversized Hoodie Blanket sweater is super soft, warm, and comfortable. This giant Sherpa pullover with a large front pocket is also one size fits all. Therefore, it’s a perfect gift for women, men, and teenagers that want to be warm and comfortable anywhere! You can wear this on your lazy days around
100 Cars That Changed the World
George Vincent Willis
Check out the book, 100 Cars That Changed the World: The Designs, Engines, and Technologies That Drive Our Imaginations. This book makes my list of great gifts for men or women that likes cars. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more. 100 Cars That Changed the World: The Designs, Engines, and Technologies That Drive Our
Gift Ideas For Pets & Pet Owners
Mike O'Connor
SPN has a lot of pet loves, owners, and friends! So whether you have a dog, cat, fish, reptile, horses, or an amphibian, these gifts for pets are perfect. This pet owner gift guide has all kinds of ideas. There are gift ideas for all types of pet owners. The idea is to provide great gift ideas for pet owners
Car Cup Holder Snack Tray By Desk York
George Vincent Willis
Check out this Car Cup Holder Snack Tray By Desk York on Amazon! It makes our list of the best car accessories every road warrior must have! SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more. Car Cup Holder Snack Tray I’m a big fan of distracted driving, so you know Desk York’s Car Cup Holder Snack
Turbospoke Bicycle Exhaust System – Great Gift Ideas For Kids
Mike O'Connor
Turbospoke Bicycle Exhaust System makes bikes look and sound like real motorcycles. The Turbospoke Bicycle Exhaust Systems comes with 3 durable Motocards that make 3 different motorcycle sounds each. A megaphone exhaust pipe gets louder and louder the faster you go on the bike. It is easy-to-assemble There are 15 custom decal stickers so the bike looks even cooler. RELATED PRODUCTS
The Willy Exerciser – Gifts For Men
Mike O'Connor
The Willy Exerciser…buy it on Amazon! CHECK IT OUT The Willy Exerciser is a great gag gift for any guy going over the hill. Make sure the guy in your life knows you care about the health of his willy. If he loves you then he will put in the work to make it work when you need it. The
How To Be A Cash Flow Pro : Book Review
Mike O'Connor
How to Be a Cash Flow Pro: A Mr. Biz Guide to Crushing Business Owner Insomnia by Ken “Mr. Biz” Wentworth Buy The Book: Ken “Mr. Biz” Wentworth is a Cash Flow Specialist who developed his expertise during 20+ years in financial leadership positions at a Fortune 15 company and most recently as a CFO/Business Advisor for small businesses. He enjoys
Pamapic 7 Pieces Outdoor Sectional
Mike O'Connor
This Pamapic 7 Pieces Outdoor Sectional is on my list of cool stuff to buy now! Some friends have mine have a pretty big patio that they like to enjoy when the weather here in Chicago permits. They wanted to get some durable furniture that would hold up in the weather if they happen to leave out in a storm
India: A History. Revised and Updated (Book)
Adam Keys
John Keay’s “India: A History” offers a comprehensive narrative that traverses five millennia, recounting the rich tapestry of the peoples of the subcontinent. It delves into their origins in the Indus Valley to the contemporary events shaping the region. Check out more book reviews by SPN members ! India: A History. Revised and Updated Paperback – April 12, 2011 by
UNLIKE A BOSS – Book Review By Mike O’Connor
Mike O'Connor
I bought a copy of UNLIKE A BOSS: Positive People Leadership Skills You Wish Your Manager Had, because Alexander N. Andrews became a member of SPN. We became engaged on LinkedIn, and I told him that I would buy a copy of his book, if he joined this site. I don’t write book reviews for every book that I read
IronMind Twist Yo’ Wrist
Mike O'Connor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otRtMYg4H7A CHECK IT OUT The IronMind Twist Yo’ Wrist will help you develop some serious forearm strength. IronMinds says their Twist Yo’ Wrist will put a new spin on your lower arm training: Hit everything from your elbows to your fingertips for gains in strength, endurance, and muscle mass. Twist Yo’ Wrist is a great gift idea for climbers, arm
Saki Automatic Pot Stirrer – Great Gift Idea For Cooks
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Saki Automatic Pot Stirrer makes the grade for the induction into the gifts for men and women gift guides. This automatic pot stirrer makes the grade due to the awesome factor. A lot of people like to cook, but there few people that really want to stand over a boiling
Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next These Bose Noise Cancelling Headphones will help you shut out the world so you can focus. The Bose Headphones here are great for anyone that has to work from home. These premium headphones have eleven different settings, so you can control how much noise to cancel. You can also keep your phone in your pocket and head in the
Gifts For Teens | Great Gift Ideas For Teenagers
Mike O'Connor
This “gifts for teens guide” will help you get the right gifts for boys or girls on any occasion. Check all the SPN gift guides to get the best teen gift ideas. Shopping for a teen seems easy to some, but it also seems like a nightmare to others. SPN is all about helping people so we are gathering the
Bedsure Satin Pillowcase
Krisi Miller
The Bedsure Satin Pillowcase is a best-seller on Amazon with over 300k mostly positive reviews, so you can feel confident buying it as a great gift for her. These pillowcases also join the silk suit pajamas on the list of great gifts for men ! SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more .
Gifts For Girlfriends: Great Gift Ideas For Girlfriends
Mike O'Connor
Finding gifts for girlfriends is never easy, so SPN wants to help you. We have a bunch of great gift ideas for girlfriends of all ages here on this page. The goal is to make a guide that helps get the best gifts for girlfriends around the globe. We want your girlfriend to be so happy with the gift that
The Moon Ring
Mike O'Connor
The Moon Ring is a great gift for girlfriends, especially if they love jewelry and you want to figure out hard they can punch. It’s also a great way to make someone laugh a little bit. The Moon Ring makes our list of great gag gifts for women too! It’s funny because the Moon Ring isn’t a ring at all. It’s
Book Reviews – Members Share Reviews Of Their Favorite Books
Mike O'Connor
Read what Service Professionals Network members have to say about all sorts of books in these SPN book reviews. Join SPN to submit book reviews. These SPN book reviews were done by SPN members, so feel free to join SPN and submit content. Check out these book reviews by SPN members SPN members are welcome to submit content including book
Star Wars Adult Onesies
John O'Connor
These Star Wars Adult Onesies are cool clothing and great Star Wars stuff! Embrace the Force as your favorite Star Wars character with cozy onesie pajamas. Make sure to also join our Star Wars Group! Star Wars Adult Onesies Heading to bed will become the highlight of your day as soon as you slip into one of these Star Wars
Trejo’s Tacos: Recipes and Stories from L.A. Cookbook
Krisi Miller
Trejo’s Tacos: Recipes and Stories from L.A.: A Cookbook is a success because Danny Trejo , actor, shares 75 recipes for his famous tacos, donuts, and more. Trejo’s Tacos has five locations in California. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Trejo’s Tacos: Recipes and Stories from L.A.: (Cookbook) Long before he
SKLZ Gold Flex Golf Training Aid
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next CHECK IT OUT The SKLZ Gold Flex Golf Training Aid is a great tool for improving your game. It’s also a great way to build your core muscles. This golf training aid will help with your strength and flexibility. The 2.5lb weighted head and extra-flex shaft do more than simulate the natural feel of lag and driving a golfball.
Elliptigo – Outdoor Elliptical Trainer
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Check out the “ElliptiGO 8C – The World’s First Outdoor Elliptical Bike and Your Best Indoor Elliptical Trainer” on Amazon for $2,699.00. The ElliptiGO 8C model’s 8 gears allow you to grind up a 20% grade or fly at up to 25 mph down the road. You’ll also avoid the hard impact of running and the seat burn of long-distance
Trampoline Sprinkler
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The Trampoline Sprinkler answers the lifelong question that I ask myself every summer: How can we make trampolines more dangerous? You know your kids are going to be entrepreneurs if they have their friends sign waivers and set up a camera for their YouTube channel. Biubee’s 49′ long trampoline sprinkler provides the answer so many of us
I Love My Amazon Fire TV Stick
Craig Wasilchak
I love my Amazon Fire TV Stick , so I know it makes great gift ideas for dads and gifts for older men everywhere. You can take your Amazon Fire Stick anywhere. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Amazon Fire TV Stick (newest model) HD, sharp picture quality, fast streaming, free
LapGear Home Office Pro Lap Desk – Tabletop
Mike O'Connor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mbl8IVy4NkThe LapGear Home Office Pro Lap Desk is a great gift idea for anyone that works from home or on the go. It is also great if you just need a break from your traditional desk. The Home Office Pro Lap Desk is big enough for your laptop, a mouse, and your phone. It can hold all off these items
Kibosh Emergency Pipe Repair Tool
Patrick O'Connor
The Kibosh Emergency Pipe Repair Tool is great tool to have around any home or office. This tool can save you a lot of money and hassle by stopping a leak. I’m not a plumber, but I do own 2nd Chance Water Restoration, so I share this tip because I know it’s a wise investment. Many places could have prevented
Passive Aggressive Notes
Mike O'Connor
Passive-Aggressive Notes Are you the type of person that just tells people how it is? Well, you probably scare people. So get make an effort to be nice and leave your coworkers, loved ones, or anyone that fears you an opportunity to leave you some nice passive-aggressive notes. Get a passive-aggressive notepad for a good gag gift or for people
3D Wood Tetris Puzzle – Best Gifts For Kids
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The 3D Wood Tetris Puzzle makes our list of best gifts for kids because it’s awesome all the way around! This game is fun and it helps kids or adults build all sorts of skills. The game presents a challenge for the smartest amongst us so it will help kids develop some serious skills. Kids and adults
Canadian Gag Gifts: Great Gift Ideas For Canadians
Mike O'Connor
Get great Canadian gag gifts through SPN’s gift guide for people that love Canada. There are a lot of SPN members in Canada, so we put this list of Canadian gag gifts… Gift Ideas For Canadians Canadian Flag Shorts Apron Canadian Flag Shorts Apron. Gifts for Canadians…buy it on Amazon! Wearable Snow Sled Legs Check out how cool these snow
Animatronic Baby Yoda – Star Wars Toys
Mike O'Connor
This Animatronic Baby Yoda toy is a gift for Star Wars nerds of all ages. Your little Star Wars fan’s heart will melt as soon as they see baby Yoda come to life. This little electronic baby Yoda is very cute. It also has 25 different sound and motion combinations. You just have to
Sublue WhiteShark Mix Underwater Scooter: Great Gift Ideas
Mike O'Connor
The Sublue WhiteShark Mix Underwater Scooter is a great gift idea for women or men, This is a great gift idea for anyone that likes to do anything from snorkeling to skinny dipping. It’s also a fantastic gift idea for SCUBA divers. The underwater scooter will help also you get the ocean at a smooth three and a half miles
BALEAF Women’s High Waist Bikers-Yoga Shorts
namaste_kristine
I’m in love with the BALEAF Women’s High Waist Bikers-Yoga Shorts on Amazon ! These bikers shorts have pockets so you know I love them even more. Get a pair now! They make great gift ideas for women that love yoga, biking or an active life in general. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission.
Neosmuk Super Strong Magnets For Home
Krisi Miller
The Neosmuk Super Strong Magnets are a great gift idea for anyone that dislikes hanging things with tape. These super strong magnets by Neosmuk are safe for the home and office. Check out the Neosmuk Super Strong Magnets because they’re great for the home or office. Hang tools, pictures, and more with the Neosmuk Magnets. Join SPN too! SPN is reader
Easy Shake Better Breader Batter Bowl
Dougie Giroux
The Easy Shake Better Breader Batter Bowl makes the list of great gift ideas for cooks , because it easily breads and seasons meats and vegetables without the mess. COOK’S CHOICE XL Original Better Breader Batter Bowl- All-in-One Mess Free Breading Station Tray for at Home or On-the-Go – Pour in Seasoning, Add Meat or Vegetables of Choice, & Just
Urban Warrior – Potato Gun
Dougie Giroux
The Urban Warrior – Potato Gun makes our list of great gifts for teens and immature adults. SPN is reader-supported, and some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Promote your business and products on SPN for free in the business directory or activity feed . Urban Warrior Potato Cannon – New 2.0 Piezo Push Button Launching
How to Drink Like a Writer
Mike O'Connor
I need to get a copy of “How to Drink Like a Writer: Recipes for the Cocktails and Libations that Inspired 100 Literary Greats.” I’m not much of a drinker, but I want to build a mancave in the near future and I think this would be a great addition. This book is a great
Sonos One Wireless Speakers – Smart Speakers
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Learn about the Sonos One Wireless Speakers and discover why they’re work from home essentials. They are also great gift ideas for the home & office. Sonos wireless speakers are popular due to their modular design. They really fill the area with sound. You can also add more wireless speakers for larger venues. Sono Wireless speakers also integrate
5-Year Home Maintenance Log Book
Craig Wasilchak
The 5-Year Home Maintenance Log Book makes a great gift idea for any property owner. Get a copy and start keeping a maintenance log for your property today! SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . 5-Year Home Maintenance Log Book In today’s world, the demands of fast-paced lifestyles can pose a challenge
Valentine’s Day Gifts | Great Gift Ideas For Valentines
Mike O'Connor
Valentine’s day gifts are a big deal so you better make sure to get some good ones. If you aren’t planning on getting your girlfriends , wives, or significant other a good Valentine’s day you’re not really planning. You’ll also know why you don’t have a Valentine next year if you don’t get a good gift this year. If there
Fiber Optic Star Ceiling Kit – Cool Lights
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT This Fiber Optic Star Ceiling Kit makes our list of great gifts for teens and best lights online lists. These lights set a chill tone so they can work in the man-cave too! Who doesn’t like the idea of a nice dim light once in a while? The
Dog Crocs
Alan Larken
AWMLYE 2 Pairs Pet Dog Shoes, Dog Clogs for Puppy Photos, Candy Colors Sandals, Summer Dog Shoes with Rugged Anti-Slip Sole, Dog Shoes Gifts for Pet Festival 4Pack/2Pairs (Yellow). Check them out on Amazon now! Dog Crocs Check out these lightweight Dog Crocs ! They’re cute shoes for dogs that will keep your pooch’s paw safe and cute. There are
NOCO Boost Plus UltraSafe Car Battery Jump Starter
George Vincent Willis
The NOCO Boost Plus UltraSafe Car Battery Jump Starter is on the list of best car accessories every road warrior must have . Every battery will die, so be ready. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . NOCO Boost Plus GB40 1000A UltraSafe Car Battery Jump Starter, 12V Battery Pack, Battery Booster,
80/20 Sales and Marketing (Book Review)
Craig Wasilchak
The 80/20 Sales and Marketing: The Definitive Guide to Working Less and Making More is a book that anyone looking to make more should get. Grab a copy now! 80/20 Sales and Marketing: The Definitive Guide to Working Less and Making More. Get a copy on Amazon now! 80/20 Sales and Marketing: The Definitive Guide to Working Less and Making
JAMERICAN NYAMS Cookbook By Ekiti Ross-Walcott
Mike O'Connor
The JAMERICAN NYAMS Cookbook by Ekiti Ross-Walcott made my day when it came in the mail. I met Ekiti on Alignable about 10 minutes after another friend and I were discussing Jamacian food . Ekiti was very friendly while we were chatting, so I had to immediately ask where to get the book when the subject came up. I’m not
Picnic Backpack Bag With Cooler Compartment
Ira Bowman
apollo walker Picnic Backpack Bag for 2 Person with Cooler Compartment, Detachable Bottle/Wine Holder, Fleece Blanket, Plates and Cutlery(2 Person, Brown) Picnic Backpack Bag with Cooler Compartment The enduring love tale between him and his sweetheart will blossom in their golden years, all thanks to a timeless tradition: the picnic basket. A leisurely stroll to a nearby park is all
Condor Tool & Knife Half Spin Thrower Knife Set
Mike O'Connor
This Condor Tool & Knife Half Spin Thrower Knife Set is a great gift idea for men. The knife set is also great gift for teens and people that love the outdoors. Look at how much fun our friend in the video is having with these bad boys. These knives are serious weapons so make sure whoever you get them
Reverse Peephole Viewer
George Vincent Willis
The Shomer-Tec Reverse Peephole Viewer was made to help law enforcement to assess threats and see real-time activity behind a door when the door has a peephole. Shomer-Tec Reverse Peephole Viewer Here’s something that, rather than being illegal, is readily available on Amazon with free shipping. It’s the reverse peephole viewer, designed for legitimate use by law enforcement but, unfortunately,
16oz Oil Dispenser Bottle for Kitchen
Lisa Jiménez
16oz Oil Dispenser Bottle for Kitchen – 2 in 1 Olive Oil Dispenser and Oil Sprayer – 470ml Olive Oil Bottle – Oil Sprayer for Cooking, Kitchen, Salad, Barbecue Black 2 in 1 Olive Oil Dispenser and Oil Sprayer I love this 16oz Oil Dispenser Bottle for Kitchen use that is on Amazon. This oil bottle is a space-saver in
YIERBLUE 200000 High Lumen Large Bright Flashlight
George Vincent Willis
The YIERBLUE 200000 High Lumen Large Bright Flashlight is on the list of car accessories every road warrior must have . A bright flashlight can be life-saving. Therefore, it’s also a great idea to take one with you while camping out in the wilderness. SPN is reader-supported, and some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . YIERBLUE
Sisyphus Table Kinetic Art
Craig Wasilchak
Sisyphus Table Kinetic Art Sisyphus Table Kinetic Art Sisyphus Table Kinetic Art Establish a serene and tranquil atmosphere within your living space with the aid of this mesmerizing Sisyphus kinetic art table. Crafted in a range of hardwood and veneer finishes, it offers a selection of no less than 25 unique pre-programmed patterns, all conveniently accessible through a dedicated mobile
Gaiam Restore Finger Massager – Great Gift Ideas
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Gaiam Restore Finger Massager is a gift that is perfect for anyone with stiffness, joint pain, and arthritis in their hands. It’s also on Amazon for just $9.98 with about 900 positive reviews. This finger massager is perfect for anyone with years of working on a computer. It’s also great for people with manual labor jobs as
Images You Should Not Masturbate To
Mike O'Connor
I don’t have any kids, but I have a lot of nieces and nephews that are growing up, so I got a few copies of “Images You Should Not Masturbate To.” Hey, I am already known as “Uncle Creepy” and I want to help them avoid embarrassing situations. Trust me, some of those memories will stick with you forever. On