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Book Of Sith: Secrets From The Dark Side [Vault Edition]
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Book of Sith: Secrets from the Dark Side [Vault Edition] is on Amazon for $349.90. There is a disposable exterior box so remove that to reveal the black-and-red pyramid-shaped Sith case. The Sith have been a dark influence on the galaxy for centuries. They have been scheming to take control for a long time while also sharing
GO:LIVECAST Live Streaming Studio for Smartphones
Mike O'Connor
BUY IT NOW These GO:LIVECAST Live Streaming Studio for Smartphones really make it easy for any nerd to go live right from their mom’s basement. Trust me, I know all about it. You actually can GO:LIVECAST really easily from anywhere with this little gadget. You can go live to YouTube, LinkedIn, or any other platform with your smartphone using this
BBQ Aprons For Men- BBQ Timer Apron
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT Let us keep it real here because you and I know both know the food taste better with the cook had a couple of beers. This apron is great for grilling fanatics and beer lovers so bribe the cook. Make sure your food tastes good and you get it first by bribing the cook with a quality
BedShelfie – The Original Bedside Shelf – Great Gift Ideas
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The BedShelfie – The Original Bedside Shelf is one of the reasons why I’m always broke. BedShelfie is a very catchy name and for less than a good dinner, it was an easy justification on my end. The thing is a minimalist dream, so it really can make all the SPN gift guides with ease. Think about how
BISSELL Little Green HydroSteam Portable Carpet Cleaner
George Vincent Willis
The BISSELL Little Green HydroSteam Multi-Purpose Portable Carpet and Upholstery Cleaner is perfect for the home or office. It’s also great for the garage and make the list of best car accessories every warrior must have . This little steam cleaning machine can help you clean up all sorts of stains in a hurry. Bissell hit it out of the
Top 7 Reasons to buy an Air Purifier in 2023
Andrew Simon
1- Air Purifiers: Do You Need One in Your Home? If you have allergies, asthma, or other respiratory problems, an air purifier can help you breathe easier. But even if you don’t have any health problems, an air purifier can be a good investment. Here are seven reasons to buy an air purifier for your home. 1. Air purifiers remove
Shoes: Great Gift Ideas For Shoe Lovers & People With Feet
Mike O'Connor
Shoes for everyone Shoes are something that most of us wear everyday, so they’re important. Therefore, we had to collect a wide array of shoes for everyone from shoe lovers to people that just like their feet. Are you a shoe lover? Or do you just enjoy your feet and want them to be happy, healthy, and pretty? Have no
How to Drink Like a Writer
Mike O'Connor
I need to get a copy of “How to Drink Like a Writer: Recipes for the Cocktails and Libations that Inspired 100 Literary Greats.” I’m not much of a drinker, but I want to build a mancave in the near future and I think this would be a great addition. This book is a great
Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist
Mike O'Connor
The Why I Must Have Sex with You Checklist Note Pad is a clear choice for gifts for women blog. It’s so clearly not something men would need or want around. I’m also pretty sure it’s going to offend someone with the political correctness of today. However, I find it funny so I had to add it to the SPN
Ollie Olson the Ostracized Ostrich By Kristin Kott
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT Connect with the “Queen of Wipes,” Kristin Olson-Kott on SPN! Kristin Olson-Kott wrote, “Ollie Olson the Ostracized Ostrich” for kids! I made a deal with her that I would buy the book if she decided to create an account on SPN. Little did I know that I would enjoy a kid’s book so much! I
Power Press Push Up – Complete Push Up Training System
Mike O'Connor
Power Press Push Up Training System…Buy It On Amazon! Check out these other fitness items Perfect Fitness Ab Carver Pro Roller for Core Workouts $32.45 Core Prodigy Python Power Twister – Chest and Arm Builder $37.95 Marcy Wrist and Forearm Developer $19.99 This Power Press Push Up- Complete Push Up Training System in the image below will help you take your
Clothing For Cool People That Like Good Clothes
Mike O'Connor
Stress levels are high all over the world right now so we want to share some cool clothing. People that dig fashion and looking cool are going to love the clothing we have here. There is no doubt. Rumors are that the clothing in this gift guide can save relationships. Just think about how much cooler you or whoever you’re
GuruNanda Contactless Infrared Forehead Thermometer
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT #SPN is an Amazon affiliate. I’m digging the GuruNanda Thermometer because it makes easier to be safe in the home & office. The days of sticking mercury have been a long time. Now, you can also take someone’s temp without even touching them. I’m so thankful that I don’t need the old touch, hold, check, and repeat options.
DM Tees Designs – Connect with Nour Nazmi
Mike O'Connor
Are you a person that likes cool comfy clothes and supporting women in business? I suggest you check out Nour Nazmi’s clothing line, known as DM Tees Designs on Etsy ! He clothing line passes long a lot of positive vibes, and everything is eco-friendly, so it’s a win-win! I originally got connected with Nour on LinkedIn by simply liking
DIY Vasectomy Kit
Mike O'Connor
This DIY At-Home Self Surgery Vasectomy Kit is a great gag gift that also sends a message that the baby clock has run out of time. The DIY At-Home Self Surgery Vasectomy Kit “Includes*” – [*does not actually include – Prank Gift Box] A free bottle of bourbon! 2 small band-aids, and a magnifying glass. DIY At-Home Self Surgery Vasectomy
Flattering Video Chat & Meeting Ring Light
Mike O'Connor
https://serviceprofessionalsnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/ShortForm-Generic-480p-16-9-1409173089793-rpcbe5-1-1.mp4 CHECK IT OUT This Flattering Video Chat & Meeting Ring Light is perfect for anyone that wants to look a little better online. Try one of these ring lights if you want to have a more flattering look on your next video conference or YouTube video. You get three lights with ten brightness discs that you can mount to
16oz Oil Dispenser Bottle for Kitchen
Lisa Jiménez
16oz Oil Dispenser Bottle for Kitchen – 2 in 1 Olive Oil Dispenser and Oil Sprayer – 470ml Olive Oil Bottle – Oil Sprayer for Cooking, Kitchen, Salad, Barbecue Black 2 in 1 Olive Oil Dispenser and Oil Sprayer I love this 16oz Oil Dispenser Bottle for Kitchen use that is on Amazon. This oil bottle is a space-saver in
Toilet Paper Earrings For Women – Gag Gifts
Mike O'Connor
Times are tough so these Toilet Paper Earrings for Women will let everyone know how important she is to you. People don’t just have toilet paper like they did in the past so these earrings scream privilege. In all seriousness, these toilet paper earrings are a great conversation starter. They also make for great gag gifts for women. CHECK IT
Geometric Wooden Pet Bed – House For Cats
Mike O'Connor
There are few cats that wouldn’t like this Geometric Wooden Pet Bed. This a great gift idea for cat lovers, so it makes our list of best pet gifts. Also the icosahedron shape of cat bed makes it look a lot better than most pet furniture. CHECK IT OUT serviceprofessionalsnetwork.com is user and sponsor-supported social media
BREAKTHROUGH: Evolve Your Strategy & Marketing
Mike O'Connor
Mike O’Connor‘s book review on BREAKTHROUGH by Doyle Buehler. Buy The Book: I always take things with a grain of salt. That is especially true when it comes to social media and digital marketing gurus. There are so many fakes out there it can really make anyone a skeptic. I did not have high hopes when I heard about the
PULIDIKI Car Cleaning Gel Universal Detailing Kit
George Vincent Willis
The PULIDIKI Car Cleaning Gel Universal Detailing Kit makes the list of best car accessories every road warrior must have . It’s also on the office goodies list because you can clean your keyboard and more with it. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . PULIDIKI Car Cleaning Gel
The Book of Unusual Knowledge
Ira Bowman
The Book of Unusual Knowledge is a great gift for people that want to know a bunch of weird stuff. This book also makes our list of great gift ideas for teens . The book of unsual knowledge really does encourage the curious mind so get a copy today. The perfect book for anyone with a curious mind and a
iFetch Automatic Ball Launcher
Mike O'Connor
The iFetch Automatic Ball Launcher is not the first automatic ball launcher for dogs, but it is high-quality for its price point. This automatic tennis small launcher is built for small dogs, so they can play fetch inside all they want. It was an easy choice for our top gifts for pets! The iFetch Automatic Ball Launcher comes 3 mini
My Shanghai: Recipes and Stories from a City on the Water
Baily B
My Shanghai: Recipes and Stories from a City on the Water contains many recipes from great Chinese restaurants . It’s a great gift idea for Chinese food fans! Named one of the best cookbooks of 2021 by the New York Times, Epicurious, Business Insider, Bookshop, Timeout, Glamour, and National Post. My Shanghai: Recipes and Stories from a City on the
Don’t Be Afraid To Learn A Lesson
Mike O'Connor
Don’t be afraid to learn a lesson no matter how old you are. And make sure to remember the lessons you learn along the way. If you’re constantly pushing to improve yourself and provide the best life for you and yours, should you really fear failure? It seems the best learning tends to happen during our biggest heartbreaks and moments
Lightsaber Chopsticks – Star Wars Gift Ideas
Becky Sharp
These Lightsaber Chopsticks make eating sushi even more fun, because Star Wars stuff makes everything better. It is practially using the force on kids, when you them to try eating some sushi. I had to use Jedi mind tricks to get my kids to try sushi, until I made it fun. These Lightsaber chopsticks make sushi night something the kids
Vector Mini Personal Robot – Innovation Technology
Mike O'Connor
The Vector Mini Personal Robot is the perfect gift for geeks you really care about! It will provide your nerdy friend a companion that can hang out and help out! The nerd will love it because the Vector robot is powered by AI and advanced robotics! It’s also small enough for you to be
Easybreath Snorkeling Mask
Candy
The Tribord Easybreath snorkeling mask is a top-seller because it provides an unobstructed 180° field of vision without the fogging up. Its dual air flow system keeps you breathing without fogging up the mask. Full FACE ANTIFOG Snorkel MASK Check out the absolute best antifog snorkeling mask on the market today! This mask provides an unobstructed 180° field of vision
How To Make Sh*t Happen – Book Review
Mike O'Connor
“How to Make Sh*t Happen: Make more money, get in better shape, create epic relationships and control” I read this book around the same time that I read UnF*ck Yourself… By Gary John Bishop. Both of them had a lot of reviews on Amazon, a good price, and a catchy title so I had to get them. I’m also really
Honeymoon In Baghdad By Heidi Radkiewicz – Book Review
Mike O'Connor
Honeymoon in Baghdad By Heidi Radkiewicz Mike O’Connor‘s review of Honeymoon in Baghdad: I first met Jake Radkiewicz when he moved to our little middle school in Villa Park. We became fast friends, but we like a lot of young friends drifted apart in high school and beyond. I always knew that Jake was an exceptional human being so it
Finger Weights for Musicians, Athletes & Gamers
Mike O'Connor
They say these Finger Weights will help you increase power, speed, control, reaction time, endurance, and finesse in your fingers. They also say they’re great for musicians, athletes, and gamers. CHECK IT OUT I think everyone knows there isn’t going to be any gain without the pain here. My fingers hurt just thinking about using those things. However, I’m sure
India: A History. Revised and Updated (Book)
Adam Keys
John Keay’s “India: A History” offers a comprehensive narrative that traverses five millennia, recounting the rich tapestry of the peoples of the subcontinent. It delves into their origins in the Indus Valley to the contemporary events shaping the region. Check out more book reviews by SPN members ! India: A History. Revised and Updated Paperback – April 12, 2011 by
LA SIESTA – Large Brisa Classic Hammock & Elipso Stand
George Vincent Willis
This LA SIESTA – Large Double Brisa Classic Hammock & Elipso Stand makes any backyard or patio more cozy. Find furniture to buy on SPN! Promote your furniture business and products on SPN for free in the business directory or activity feed . SPN is reader-supported, and some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . LA SIESTA®
Zombie Vampire Blood Armblade Sword
Mike O'Connor
Zombie Vampire Blood Armblade Sword.Bloodrayne Agent Vampire Armblade Sword Overall Length: 27 Inches Blade Length: 14 Inches Includes: Free Nylon Sheath, Handle, Hardware. Stainless Steel. Buy it on Amazon! This Zombie Vampire Blood Armblade Sword is not a toy. It is however based on the arm blade from the movie BloodRayne. The character Rayne is the main protagonist of the
Electric Tire Pressure Gauge
George Vincent Willis
Electric Tire Pressure Gauge It’s 2023, there’s no need for you to be using the same tire electric pressure gauge dad did when he first showed you how to take the number. This electric tire pressure gauge gives you an accurate read of PSI in just one try and thanks to its built-in flashlight, is easy to use at night.
Rib-O-Lator Barbecue Rotisserie
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next This Rib-O-Lator Barbecue Rotisserie is available on Amazon for just $99.85, so get it today! You’ll be able to rotisserie any type of food right on the grill, so this is a grilling fan’s dream. Cooking steaks, ribs, chicken, fish, or whatever you want is so easy with the Rib-O-Lator. You can also
5 Systems Of Susscessful People (Book Review)
Mike O'Connor
5 SYSTEMS OF SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE: WORKING SMARTER NOT HARDER (Street Smart Entrepreneur). Buy it on Amazon now! I met Scotty Schindler a few years back through online networking. I bought a copy of his book due to all the content he has been putting out over the years. This book has a lot of great tips and motivational tidbits throughout.
Before She Disappeared & One Step Too Far Book Review By Tina Oliver
Tina Oliver
“I’m not a police officer. I’m not a private investigator. I have no special skills or training. I’m only me. An average, middle-aged white woman with more regrets than belongings, more sad stories than happy ones.” ― Lisa Gardner, Before She Disappeared Frankie Elkin is a recovering alcoholic. I imagine at first glance you might see a woman with sagging
LOAAO 60X36 LED Bathroom Mirror
rita
This LOAAO 60X36 LED Bathroom Mirror on Amazon hits all the fashion and great gift idea buttons. It is a big mirror with 3 different light settings, so it’s great for anyone that loves fashion and putting on makeup. It makes our list of great gift ideas for your girlfriend and for the home. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed
Your Awkward Life: The Awkward Journals – Advice By Andy Vargo
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next I had no idea what to expect when Andy Vargo sent me a copy of “Your Awkward Life Gets Better.” He didn’t make it clear that it was a guided journal and he is known as the awkward guy so there is that. I wouldn’t even be able to tell you what a guided journal is until I read
Gifts For Kids – Great Gift Ideas For Kids
Mike O'Connor
Find great gifts for kids and get great gift ideas for kids of all ages. These gift ideas are great for kids for many reasons. Check them out and join SPN . These gifts for kids are great ideas for anyone trying to buy an innocent kid’s heart. You should not feel bad about buying the awesome gifts for kids.
Bas Rutten O2 Trainer
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT Who wants to feel like they’re suffocating while they workout? The Bas Rutten O2 Trainer will definitely make it harder to breathe. It is also a temporary feeling. The MMA master and onetime UFC Heavyweight champion, Bas Rutten, was known for his cardio. Therefore, it’s not surprising that he developed the O2 trainer. He has been using different air
Nike Women’s Free RN Flyknit – Shoes
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Check them out The Nike Women’s Free RN Flyknit is a great shoe for women that love to run. This means it is also a great gift for women that love to run. You just have to know her size and favorite color. You can look in her other shoe for the size and surely
Fashion Gift Ideas – Great Gifts For Fashion Lovers
Mike O'Connor
Your Fashionable friends may not appreciate these fashion gift ideas and other wearables unless they have a sense of humor. SPN is here to help you find the perfect gift for the fashion lovers you kind of like. These fashion gift ideas are definitely in fashion if you also happen to like our Gifts for Geeks page. Those nerds will
Gifts For Geeks: The Best Gift ideas For Geeks
Mike O'Connor
Finding gifts for geeks can be hard, so get gift ideas for geeks of all ages below. Good gift ideas for geeks are hard to come by so share feedback here. Make sure to also read our Affiliate Marketing Disclosure. Check Out These Gifts For Geeks: This guide is here to help you find great gift ideas for the geeks and
Bad Parking Cards For Every Occasion – Great Ways To Say
Mike O'Connor
Check out these book reviews by SPN members Check out these book reviews by SPN members Previous Next Bad parking cards are a great gag gift for anyone that takes parking seriously. A bad parking card can help let people know exactly how you feel too! These bad parking cards also come with a lifetime
Traction: Get A Grip On Your Business
Craig Wasilchak
Traction: Get a Grip on Your Business. Buy it on Amazon now! Traction: Get a Grip on Your Business Frustrated by personnel issues, profit struggles, and slow growth? Many entrepreneurs face these challenges. EOS is a practical solution used by over 2,000 companies. Learn how to strengthen your business with Traction and enjoy more focus, growth, and satisfaction. Check out
Space Heaters For Indoor Use
Craig Wasilchak
Check out these Space Heaters for Indoor Use because they’re great for the home and office. 2023 Newest Space Heater with Infrared Human Body Sensor Automatic ON/OFF (2meters). SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more. Space Heaters for Indoor Use,2023 Upgraded PTC Portable Mini Space Heaters with Sensor,Humidifier & 3D Flame Effect,1500W Electric Ceramic Heaters
SUPERRIDE Self-Balancing Electric Unicycle
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Check out the “SUPERRIDE Self Balancing Electric Unicycle S1000 – One Wheel Electric Scooter with Single Fat Tire & 1000W Motor” on Amazon for more details and ordering. The SUPERRIDE Self Balancing Electric Unicycle S1000, an electric unicycle that can be charged in less than an hour, can reach speeds of up to 20 miles per hour. SUPERRIDE
Star Wars Gifts – Great Gift Ideas For Star Wars Fans
Mike O'Connor
STAR WARS STAR WARS fans made it one of the biggest media franchises in history, so buying Star Wars Gifts for fans can be a good idea. Shop for STAR WARS stuff on Amazon using our links so we can keep the site going. Buying Star Wars toys, games, and memorabilia here helps us provide a lot of free. services.
Human Skull Fireplace Logs
Mike O'Connor
There are few things that will make your guest warm and fuzzy like these Human Skull Fireplace Logs. They also made by the same stuff Nasa uses to make their shuttles so they withstand the heat. Each skull is durable and about 9.5 pounds so they won’t blow away or break on you. You’ll have the coolest outdoor firepit in
WalkingPad Slim-Folding Treadmill
Mike O'Connor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2HMQ4HLqwQ The WalkingPad Slim-Folding Treadmill is a piece of next-level home gym equipment. It a flat treadmill that so it can fold up for easy storage. The high precision pressure sensor in the walking treadmill also makes it safer than traditional treadmills. You can control the WalkingPad in high, medium, or slow speed through footsteps on each of its three
PlayStation®5 Digital Edition (slim)
Alan Larken
PlayStation®5 Digital Edition (slim) Front * Amazon affiliate link Playstation 5 Slim Console The PlayStation®5 Digital Edition (slim) is on every gamer’s Christmas Gifts list this year for sure! This is easily the best video game console that I have played on. It’s also completely digital. Therefore, you don’t have to go anywhere to buy games. You can download games
Nintendo Switch Dock Projectors Are Great For Movies Too
Mike O'Connor
Previous image Next image Nintendo Switch Dock Projectors make great gift ideas for kids and gamers of all ages. Check out dock projectors as well as other Nintendo Switch and more accessories below. Watch video reviews and get more info here. Make sure to also read our affiliate marketing disclosure . The “AAXA S1 Mini Nintendo Switch Dock Projector” is
Conway AIRMEGA 300S The Smarter App Enabled Air Purifier
Mike O'Connor
The Conway AIRMEGA 300S The Smarter App Enabled Air Purifier makes our list of top Home And Office Gift Ideas! It also makes my own personal list of Work From Home Essentials, due to the new recreational marijuana laws in Illinois. “Alexa, purify my air!” I have to admit, I never thought that I would
Erligpowht Flexible Phone Tripod – Great Gift Ideas
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next This Erligpowht Flexible Phone Tripod is one of the best deals on Amazon due to the price and many uses. Anyone that wants a flexible cell phone tripod with an adjustable camera stand hold will love this one. It comes with Wireless Remote Control and Universal Clip 360° Rotating Portable Tripod for iPhone, Android Phone, and Sports Camera GoPro.
How To Be A Cash Flow Pro : Book Review
Mike O'Connor
How to Be a Cash Flow Pro: A Mr. Biz Guide to Crushing Business Owner Insomnia by Ken “Mr. Biz” Wentworth Buy The Book: Ken “Mr. Biz” Wentworth is a Cash Flow Specialist who developed his expertise during 20+ years in financial leadership positions at a Fortune 15 company and most recently as a CFO/Business Advisor for small businesses. He enjoys
Rolflex Arm & Leg Massager
Erin Kurasz
Previous Next Purchase Details $79.95-$99.95from Amazon» The Rolflex Arm & Leg Massager is on my list of favorite recent purchases with the Hip-Fin. They both can bring the pain and the pleasure. You can also use them both anywhere because they’re small and portable. You can use the Rolflex on
Tactical Coffee Mug – Gift Ideas
Mike O'Connor
Tactical Coffee Mug The pictured Tactical coffee is no longer available. However, there are many similar high-quality tactical coffee mugs that would make a great gift for anyone that loves coffee and the military. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Purchasing things through our Amazon links helps us provide our free
Positive Images & Stories To Brighten Your Day
Mike O'Connor
I really don’t know how many positive images, videos, and stories from 2020 will actually be stuffed into this article. My goal is to find as many positive stories as possible to share here. It’s my hope that we can start to share more positive things in our social media feeds. If you’re like me, then you’re in need of