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MoonPhase Triple Folding Camp Chair
Mike O'Connor
MoonPhase Triple Folding Camp Chair Buy It Now The MoonPhase Triple Folding Camp Chair is great for the family that is looking to go to the beach or camping. This folding chair is great for camping with friends or family. Each chair has a 300-pound capacity so the loveseat can hold some big people. Its
Zero F’s Given Giftable Novelty Coins
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next Grab some ZFG Inc. Zero F’s Given Giftable Novelty Coins on Amazon for just $24.99. If you’re going to flip a coin to make a decision then you truly Give very few Fs. It’s more than zero F’s given but not much more. Show the people that don’t care that you care about them by buying these ZFG
Garmin Fenix 7 Sapphire Solar Smart Watch
Alan Larken
Check out the Garmin Fenix 7 Sapphire Solar Smart Watch because it makes the recent list of great gifts for men and gifts for athletes . SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Garmin 010-02540-34 fenix 7 Sapphire Solar, adventure smartwatch, Solar Charging Capabilities, rugged outdoor GPS watch, touchscreen, health and wellness features,
Werewolf Dog Muzzle – Gift For Large Dog Owners
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The Werewolf Dog Muzzle is awesome if you want people to stay away from you while you’re walking your best friend! No one will bother you. This muzzle is made so it’s comfortable for large dogs. It’s also made to scare the hell out of people. This Werewolf Dog Muzzle is our first choice for our gift
Vaporizer Hoodie
Jen S
Check out Vaprwear on Amazon now! Vaporizer Hoodies Achieve a stylish look while indulging in a discreet vaping experience with this innovative vaporizer hoodie. This remarkable garment enables you to enjoy your preferred waxes, oils, and e-juices through a concealed opening in the drawstring, allowing you to partake in your vaping ritual without attracting unwanted attention. CHECK IT OUT SPN is
Monopoly World Edition – Family Board Game
Mike O'Connor
CHECK THIS OUT The Monopoly World Edition by Charles Fazzino is like the classic board game with eye-popping 3D artwork that gives you a chance to own some of the world’s most famous cities. Own cities like Jerusalem, New York, Rio, Dubai, Paris, and London. This makes our list of best gifts for kids!
Kangoo Jumps Anti-Gravity Fitness Boots
Mike O'Connor
Someone told me to try Kangoo Jumps Anti-Gravity Fitness Boots because I told that I like to run outside, but don’t want to put the extra wear and tear on my knees. Apparently, my friend uses a pair of these. I thought his legs were just looking better due to walk a
DIY Vasectomy Kit
Mike O'Connor
This DIY At-Home Self Surgery Vasectomy Kit is a great gag gift that also sends a message that the baby clock has run out of time. The DIY At-Home Self Surgery Vasectomy Kit “Includes*” – [*does not actually include – Prank Gift Box] A free bottle of bourbon! 2 small band-aids, and a magnifying glass. DIY At-Home Self Surgery Vasectomy
Your Awkward Life: The Awkward Journals – Advice By Andy Vargo
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next I had no idea what to expect when Andy Vargo sent me a copy of “Your Awkward Life Gets Better.” He didn’t make it clear that it was a guided journal and he is known as the awkward guy so there is that. I wouldn’t even be able to tell you what a guided journal is until I read
Condor Tool & Knife Half Spin Thrower Knife Set
Mike O'Connor
This Condor Tool & Knife Half Spin Thrower Knife Set is a great gift idea for men. The knife set is also great gift for teens and people that love the outdoors. Look at how much fun our friend in the video is having with these bad boys. These knives are serious weapons so make sure whoever you get them
Boxing Speed Ball
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next This Boxing Speed Ball Training Equipment is a great tool for quickness as well as hand-eye coordination. It’s a super great way to vent your frustration if you’re good at it! If you’re like me then it’s also a great way to get some more frustration. This thing doesn’t do the work
Athletic Hiking Water Shoes
Kelly
These XIHALOOK Water Shoes are great and they make a great gifts for shoe lovers and fitness nuts like me. Anyone that knows me knows that I am all about shoes and being active. I’m on my feet all the time, so I take my shoes very seriously. I absolutely love running often the beaten trail out here in the
Couchmaster CYBOT Ergonomic Lap Desk
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Couchmaster CYBOT is a great gift idea for gamers and anyone that works from home. It’s also great for people that spend a lot of time looking for cool stuff online to buy. The Couchmaster CYBOT was made with high-output notebooks in mind so it has the ventilation that you need. Its service has a grill so
What Now Bitch? T-Rex Coffee Mug
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT This What Now Bitch? T-Rex Coffee Mug was an instant order for me just like the Death Wish Coffee. How you have the world’s strongest coffee without having a mug with a bold statement? You may also enjoy throwing your money away on…
Men’s One-Piece Thanos Swimsuit
Mike O'Connor
The Men’s One-Piece Thanos Swimsuit just screams manly to me. I would die laughing if someone gave this to me as a gift. Thanos would get his wish if I were this on a beach because half the people that see me would die. The chin is definitely in the right spot. I would have to start using all the
Grilling Gifts: Great Gift Ideas For Grilling Fanatics
Mike O'Connor
Almost everyone in the SPN social media groups loves grilling. There are some people that prefer to be the one doing the grilling, so these gift ideas are great for them. Grilling Gift Ideas More great gift ideas for grill masters: Shop For Grilling Fans And Help Charity! Our goal with SPN is to spread kindness and help others, so
Leakproof Fruit Infuser Water Bottle
Mike O'Connor
This Leakproof Fruit Infuser Water Bottle is a grat gift idea for fitness nuts. It’s also great for anyone that just likes healthy living. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more. Zulay Kitchen 34 oz Large, Leakproof Fruit Infuser Water Bottle With Sleeve And Anti-Slip Grip – Men and Women’s Ideal Fitness Gift Or For
Fashion Gift Ideas – Great Gifts For Fashion Lovers
Mike O'Connor
Your Fashionable friends may not appreciate these fashion gift ideas and other wearables unless they have a sense of humor. SPN is here to help you find the perfect gift for the fashion lovers you kind of like. These fashion gift ideas are definitely in fashion if you also happen to like our Gifts for Geeks page. Those nerds will
Delta Faucet HydroRain 2-in-1 Shower Head
Krisi Miller
Check out the Delta Faucet HydroRain 2-in-1 Shower Head because it’s a great gift idea for women. Anyone that loves showers will love this 2-in-1 Shower Head. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more. Delta Faucet HydroRain 5-Spray Touch-Clean 2-in-1 Rain Shower Head, Chrome 58580-PK Delta Faucet HydroRain 5-Spray Touch-Clean 2-in-1 Rain Shower Head Delta
Han Solo Ice Cube Tray
John O'Connor
This Han Solo Ice Cube Tray makes a great gift idea for fans that like Star Wars collectibles . Ideal for ice, chocolate, jello, or other suitable liquids. Star Wars: Han Solo in Carbonite Silicone Ice Tray / Chocolate Mold/ Single Tray Star Wars: Han Solo in Carbonite Ice Tray Introducing a Japanese import from Kotobukiya, adding another exciting and
ROGER UP – Book Review
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT This book review on ROGER UP: THE MISSION READY BLUEPRINT TO CRUSH THE MORNING, OWN THE DAY, AND BECOME THE BEST VERSION OF YOU. I went to the same grade and high schools with Brent Magnussen , the author, though he was a few years older. Brent and I share a strong hate for cancer as well
Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker with Egg Cooker Ring
Craig Wasilchak
The Hamilton Beach Breakfast Sandwich Maker with Egg Cooker Ring is a great idea for anyone that likes hot sandwiches. It makes perfect English muffins and croissants. No matter if it’s a birthday celebration, a White Elephant exchange, or Father’s Day, the Breakfast Sandwich Maker proves to be an exceptional gift suitable for any occasion. Whether for Dads, grads, busy
Traction: Get A Grip On Your Business
Craig Wasilchak
Traction: Get a Grip on Your Business. Buy it on Amazon now! Traction: Get a Grip on Your Business Frustrated by personnel issues, profit struggles, and slow growth? Many entrepreneurs face these challenges. EOS is a practical solution used by over 2,000 companies. Learn how to strengthen your business with Traction and enjoy more focus, growth, and satisfaction. Check out
Levi’s Men’s and Women’s Apparel
Krisi Miller
Check out Levi’s Men’s and Women’s Apparel line on Amazon to stay on top of the latest fashion trends. Use the links here to help SPN provide their free services. When you buy clothing through Amazon links on SPN, a small percentage of each sale helps keep this free networking site online. Don’t forget to check SPN when searching for
Conway AIRMEGA 300S The Smarter App Enabled Air Purifier
Mike O'Connor
The Conway AIRMEGA 300S The Smarter App Enabled Air Purifier makes our list of top Home And Office Gift Ideas! It also makes my own personal list of Work From Home Essentials, due to the new recreational marijuana laws in Illinois. “Alexa, purify my air!” I have to admit, I never thought that I would
BackBadger Percussive Massage Gun Handle
Craig Wasilchak
The BackBadger Percussive Massage Gun Handle helps you get a good massage anytime, anywhere, without strain. This is a great gift idea for athletes and older people. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more. Ninefold Design BackBadger Percussive Massage Gun Holder for Back, Compatible with Most Massage Guns, for Hard to Reach Areas – Black
Transparent Inflatable Pool
Mike O'Connor
This Transparent Inflatable Pool comes with two sets of googles so it’s a great pool for kids. It’s easy to set up and provides hours of funs for kids and adults. I am pretty happy about Spring and Summer coming up, so I know the kids are happy. Perhaps the kids aren’t as happy as beer lovers that think about
Easybreath Snorkeling Mask & More Cool Beach Stuff
Mike O'Connor
This Easybreath Snorkeling Mask may not be as important as the Shark Repellant bracelet, but it does make the beach more fun. The Easybreath snorkeling mask is easy to use and way more comfortable biting on a tube. I would have loved snorkeling a lot more as a kid if we had the Easybreath snorkeling mask. This is a great gift
GO:LIVECAST Live Streaming Studio for Smartphones
Mike O'Connor
BUY IT NOW These GO:LIVECAST Live Streaming Studio for Smartphones really make it easy for any nerd to go live right from their mom’s basement. Trust me, I know all about it. You actually can GO:LIVECAST really easily from anywhere with this little gadget. You can go live to YouTube, LinkedIn, or any other platform with your smartphone using this
Senior Moments: Ageing Disgracefully
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Senior Moments: Ageing Disgracefully is a wonderful collection of some of the best of two-time “Henries” winner, Tim Whyatt‘s hilarious imagery. Senior Moments: Ageing Disgracefully. A timelessly funny cartoon collection by Whyatt. Check it on Amazon through the SPN affiliate links to help us keep the site going. Senior Moments: Ageing Disgracefully The initial chuckle an elder woman experiences arises
UNLIKE A BOSS – Book Review By Mike O’Connor
Mike O'Connor
I bought a copy of UNLIKE A BOSS: Positive People Leadership Skills You Wish Your Manager Had, because Alexander N. Andrews became a member of SPN. We became engaged on LinkedIn, and I told him that I would buy a copy of his book, if he joined this site. I don’t write book reviews for every book that I read
Grammar: Know Your Sh*t or Know You’re Sh*t
Mike O'Connor
Grammar: Know Your Shit or Know You’re Shit Hardcover – December 1, 2015…buy it on Amazon! CHECK IT OUT In today’s social media world, it’s hard to tell if anyone even takes grammar seriously anymore. Most people use emojis like today’s version of hieroglyphics. However, social media has also shown that a lot of people need help with grammar. This
LapGear Home Office Pro Lap Desk – Tabletop
Mike O'Connor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4mbl8IVy4NkThe LapGear Home Office Pro Lap Desk is a great gift idea for anyone that works from home or on the go. It is also great if you just need a break from your traditional desk. The Home Office Pro Lap Desk is big enough for your laptop, a mouse, and your phone. It can hold all off these items
Acupressure Foot Massage Slippers
Craig Wasilchak
Check out these Acupressure Foot Massage Slippers because they relief muscle fatigue, sciatica, heel, and lower back pain. These slippers make my list of great gift ideas for older men , because they’re are poised to become my preferred footwear. They offer a level of comfort surpassing even the orthopedic options in his assortment. By leveraging the principles of acupressure,
Oversized Hoodie Sweatshirt Blanket
Mike O'Connor
https://serviceprofessionalsnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/Oversized-Hoodie-Blanker.mp4 Previous Next CHECK IT OUT The Catalonia Oversized Hoodie Blanket sweater is super soft, warm, and comfortable. This giant Sherpa pullover with a large front pocket is also one size fits all. Therefore, it’s a perfect gift for women, men, and teenagers that want to be warm and comfortable anywhere! You can wear this on your lazy days around
The Simple Wild & Wild at Heart Novels Review By Tina Oliver
Tina Oliver
The Simple Wild and Wild at Heart are part of a three-book series that includes a novella between books two and three. This series is beautifully written by K.A. Tucker, who happens to be one of my favorite authors. Calla Fletcher has only known life as a much loved and pampered girl from Toronto. Calla learns her estranged father, Wren,
Warm Fleece Lining Moccasin Slippers
Mike O'Connor
These Warm Fleece Lining Moccasin Slippers join our list of great gift ideas for men due high-quality and reasonable price. Check out the reviews to see what I mean about the quality. They’re a little snug so you may want to get like a half size bigger than your typical shoes. I like
Hexnub Cooler Box Light
mrjameswilson
The Hexnub Cooler Box Light is a great accessories for coolers. It also makes for great gift ideas for beach-goers and campers everywhere. Waterproof LED Light For Coolers The HEXNUB Cooler Box Light is sure to up your late-night party game. This waterproof light for coolers isn’t too costly and it’s a great gift idea for anyone that hates digging
Gifts For Girlfriends: Great Gift Ideas For Girlfriends
Mike O'Connor
Finding gifts for girlfriends is never easy, so SPN wants to help you. We have a bunch of great gift ideas for girlfriends of all ages here on this page. The goal is to make a guide that helps get the best gifts for girlfriends around the globe. We want your girlfriend to be so happy with the gift that
Remote Control Millennium Falcon – Star Wars Toy
Mike O'Connor
This Flying Millenium Falcon may just be a toy, but Star Wars fans of all ages will feel like Han Solo playing with it. What Star Wars fan hasn’t wanted to fly the Millenium Falcon? I know that I certainly have. There is a good chance that I would fly away forever right now if I was given the option
How To Submit Products For Review – Build Your Brand
Mike O'Connor
Submit products for review Learn how to submit products for publication in our review sections. We are always glad to check out new products to help spread the word of mouth. Get reviews on SPN to help spread the news about your products. Getting product reviews also help with SEO, branding, and direect sales. Let us know that you want
Colleen Hoover’s Heart Bones – Book Review By Tina Oliver
Tina Oliver
“I wonder what kind of upbringing is worse for a human. The kind where you’re sheltered and loved to the point that you aren’t aware of how cruel the world can be until it’s too late to acquire the necessary coping, skills or the kind of household I grew up in. The ugliest version of a family, where coping is
You Are A Badass Book
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT There is a reason why “You Are a Badass: How to Stop Doubting Your Greatness and Start Living an Awesome Life” is a serious bestseller! Life is too short to be unhappy so grab a copy if you’re looking for a different perspective! Jen Sincero shares some inspiring stories and great advice so you can become the
Reverse Peephole Viewer
George Vincent Willis
The Shomer-Tec Reverse Peephole Viewer was made to help law enforcement to assess threats and see real-time activity behind a door when the door has a peephole. Shomer-Tec Reverse Peephole Viewer Here’s something that, rather than being illegal, is readily available on Amazon with free shipping. It’s the reverse peephole viewer, designed for legitimate use by law enforcement but, unfortunately,
Dreamfarm Flegg Egg Flipper Ring
Dougie Giroux
If you’re like me, you like sunnyside-up eggs, but aren’t great at making them, so it’s a pleasure to introduce you to the Dreamfarm Flegg Egg Flipper Ring . This makes a great gift idea for cooks and should be in every kitchen. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Dreamfarm Flegg
Retail The Second-Oldest Profession
Joseph Stepke
Check out the paperback, “Retail The Second-Oldest Profession: 7 Timeless Principles to WIN in Retail Today” for some great tips on build a business. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more. I’m Joe the Finance Guy, visit my site to learn how I can help you grow your retail business! Retail The Second-Oldest Profession: 7
Social Selling: Techniques to Influence Buyers and Changemakers
Mike O'Connor
Get a copy of Social Selling: Techniques to Influence Buyers and Changemakers on Amazon. Make sure to also read our affiliate marketing disclosure. In seems like forever since I read the first edition of Social Selling and did the book review that led to me tagging Timothy Hughes on Twitter . I read the first social selling book as well
Birds of Michigan Field Guide (Bird Identification Guides)
Adam Keys
Get a copy of Birds of Michigan Field Guide (Bird Identification Guides ) when heading up to Michigan this year. Have fun learning to identify birds in Michigan! Birds of Michigan Field Guide (Bird Identification Guides) Birds of Michigan Field Guide (Bird Identification Guides) Discover the latest edition of Michigan’s top-selling bird guide! Explore the vibrant world of Michigan’s avian
Veg Grow Tent 2 By 4 – Are Grow Tents Worth It?
Dougie Giroux
PreviousNext Are grow tents worth it? My jaw hit the floor when my buddy asked about it. Don’t get me wrong, you can get some great smoke from local weed dispensaries. However, I love growing my own marijuana when I am able to do so. I told my buddy to get over
Lord Langton’s Castle Glass-Topped Sculptural Side End Table
George Vincent Willis
Lord Langton’s Castle Glass-Topped Sculptural Side End Table makes a great gift idea for the mancave . It also makes for enjoyable conversation for the home. Design Toscano Lord Langton’s Castle Gothic Glass-Topped Sculptural Side End Table, 30 Inch, Gray Stone Finish Lord Langton’s Castle End Table Introducing yet another mesmerizing creature from Design Toscano, behold the Lord Langton’s Castle
Kalamera 15 Inch Wine Cooler Refrigerator
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT I have been seeing more wine coolers in people’s kitchens lately. It’s probably got something to do with models like Kalamera 15 Inch Wine Cooler Refrigerator being more practical, affordable, stylish, and durable than ever. These things are a great gift idea for a man cave or she-shed. This 15 Inch Wine Cooler was also an easy
Blinker Fluid
Mike O'Connor
Do you know someone that drives, but probably shouldn’t? Ask them to buy you some Blinker Fluid. Tell them it’s a small bottle next to the brake fluid. They have to look close. Some people may not appreciate this prank, but I know a lot of people that I could have got with this one. Blinkers don’t really need fluid,
The World’s Softest Blanket – Sleep Better With Comfy Blankets
Mike O'Connor
World’s softest blanket is the vote we are giving you here. Our house has a ton of blankets everywhere because no one can agree on the best room temp. We also all go from hot to cold in seconds apparently. Therefore, we have a variety of blankets ranging in thickness and everything else. The one thing we all agree on
Camping Multitool Hatchet (Survival Gear)
Dougie Giroux
Check out this Camping Multitool Hatchet (Survival Gear) that I found on Amazon. This camping multitoolhatchet does it all and is a great gift idea for camping. SPN is reader supported, some products displayed may earn us a commission. Learn more . Gifts for Dad Men Husband Him RoverTac Multitool Axe Camping Survival Gear 14-in-1 Axe Birthday Gifts for Dad Husband
Cowboy Hat Engagement Ring Box
Krisi Miller
Check out the Cowboy Hat Engagement Ring Box through our affiliate shopping links to help us provide our free services. Join SPN to network and market your products. Creative Cowboy Hat Jewelry Box | Premium Fashion Velvet Ring Box | Western Cowboy Hat Jewelry Box | Vintage ring box for wedding ceremony, Engagement(Brown) Cowboy Hat Engagement Ring Box It sounds like you’re describing
Pull Start Fire – Pull String Firestarter – Great Camping Tool
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Pull Start Fire – Pull String Firestarter is made for people really like fires, but aren’t so fond of the struggle building them. These things are less for sale on Amazon for $17.99, but they’re also priceless in a pinch. If you’re struggling to survive due to weather, losing your lighter, or whatever else these things can
Bas Rutten O2 Trainer
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT Who wants to feel like they’re suffocating while they workout? The Bas Rutten O2 Trainer will definitely make it harder to breathe. It is also a temporary feeling. The MMA master and onetime UFC Heavyweight champion, Bas Rutten, was known for his cardio. Therefore, it’s not surprising that he developed the O2 trainer. He has been using different air
Octane Turbo XL700 Triple Recliner
Mike O'Connor
CHECK IT OUT The Octane Turbo XL700 is a perfect gift for any man cave, but it’s also a great gift for women too. This is some quality furniture for $1,947.00 on Amazon so make sure you like whoever you’re buying it for. The Octane Seating Turbo XL700 Triple Recliner sure does take “Netflix & Chill” to a new level.
Solid Office Chair For Heavy People
Mike O'Connor
I bought this solid office chair for heavy people because I broke the plastic one that I bought. This one does’t even make noises when I sit due to the solid metal pieces holding it all together. This product blog may be a little longer than normal just because I really love the HCY Big & Tall Office Chair that
The Human Slingshot – Great Gift Idea For Teens
Mike O'Connor
Previous Next The Human Slingshot takes chest-bumping, rassling, and roughhousing with your friends to the next level. If you have friends or enemies Chest bumps, head butts, and sharp kicks to the shins unite! The Human Slingshot is here to bring new meaning to the lead-in, “Guess who I ran into the other day?” The human-sized stretchable